Jerry Narron would play Dumbya.
The Reds' team ERA would be the equally pathetically high gas prices.
Ken Griffey Jr.'s contract (CGI enhanced to add all the zeros and ones) would be the defense budget drain.
Wayne Krivsky's blockbuster acquisition would be Dumbya's exit strategy.
Homer Bailey would be The Child Left Behind.
And Marge Schott's St. Bernards, probably all of full of shit themselves, would be Hannity, Colmes, and O'Reilly.