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    Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

    I laughed out loud when I read this headline..

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...082800259.html

    A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

    No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

    The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

    "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

    Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.

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    Dumb ass women

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    LOL.

    Stupid ho.

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    Anyone stupid enough to do something like that should lose their license for life with at least triple fines and jailtime if caught driving again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch
    Anyone stupid enough to do something like that should lose their license for life with at least triple fines and jailtime if caught driving again.
    I agree with that. That lady should never be on the road again.
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    Anyone think of Bill Murray adn Groundhog Day as they were reading that?

    Oh ya, goes to the question "How do stupid people survive?" and wheres her sign so we know to get the **** out of the way?
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    What it doesn't say is that they were driving to the local restaurant so that the dog could be turned into the special of the day.
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