Dry counties and no state lottery.
All it accomplishes is giving money to your neighbors that should be coming to your state (or county).
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
I couldn't last three hours in a dry county. ****ing bible thumpers always ruining a good time.
Diaper commercials that advertise their product like they're talking directly to the baby that's going to be wearing them.
"You're an infant"
No, no I'm not an infant, dumbasses.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
While I'm on the subject of annoying advertising techniques.
Products that try to perpetrate like their name brand is a completely different product than other name brands that do the same thing.
For example, Dove commercials that tells you that they moisturize your skin "better than soap" or that Dove doesn't leave an invisible layer of soap scum on you "like soap".
Dove is soap, dumbasses. Why not just say "better than the competition" or "better than the other guys"?
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
I don't like that commercial...I think it's for Best Buy..where the girl has her group of "bargain finders" or some crap. It's like a Sherlock Holmes-esque guy, a hound, private eye, etc.
I don't know why, but it just irks me.
Oh. You know what REALLY grinds my gears, but thank god I don't have to hear it so often..?
Macy Gray's voice.
League Team GM Record current season division WC LDS LCS WS Years active TBSL Houston Astros 78-84 2011 0 0 0 0 0 2010-Present
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Don't disrespect Willy Taveras. He was a one-man wrecking crew in fantasy baseball last year with his 70 stolen bases.
The surprising part was that he got on base 70 times in order to get those 70 steals.
But I wouldn't be totally shocked if he got on base only 35 times and stole both 2nd and 3rd every time.
League Team GM Record current season division WC LDS LCS WS Years active TBSL Houston Astros 78-84 2011 0 0 0 0 0 2010-Present
CC Sabathia, offensively, is more valuable than Willy Taveras.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
S3SL: Toronto Blue Jays' GM - rebuilding to division winner
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S3SL: Toronto Blue Jays' GM - rebuilding to division winner
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