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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
    A couple of people got caught cheating today in my biology class. Ooh oh, GONE.
    What methods did they use to cheat? Copying on each other? Writing answers on the palms of their hands?

    Aaah, I remember back in high school, I used to cheat on all exams, even essays. LOL. One of the classes, the professor let us use a dictionary and I wrote almost all the exam content on the blank pages in the dictionary.

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    Guy/girl situation where they sat beside each other and the aisles are ...tiny, so it's easy to read off each other. But, they're idiots, cause our Bio Professor is a freaking hawk and literally doesn't look away from us when we take tests.
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    Gotta love those guy/girl situations. Most likely what happened is the girl said, "I forgot to study. If you let me copy off you, I'll sleep with you tonight, grrr!" And the guy's like, "Hell yeah!"

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    She has the look of a person who hasn't slept in months, mixed with too much eye liner. Such a pretty face.



    [gag]
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash
    Gotta love those guy/girl situations. Most likely what happened is the girl said, "I forgot to study. If you let me copy off you, I'll sleep with you tonight, grrr!" And the guy's like, "Hell yeah!"
    Sadly, that's probably not far off from reality.
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    The big night is Friday, at 8 PM. And Saturday at 8 PM. The school play!
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    What type of play?

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    J.B., a modern retelling of the biblical book of Job.
    "Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic

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    Maybe it's because it's a relatively nice day outside and I'm stuck inside, but I thought this Conan clip was particularly funny

    http://www.predators-rage.com/files/...%20Snucked.avi

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    It's pretty nice here too, windy, but sunny and prolly mid 60's, maybe even 70 degrees out.


    In other news, my class schedule next semester is freaking awesome. Four day weekends (no classes friday and monday) and one class on wednesday which ends up being a night class.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Very windy here. Pretty much bored, and waiting for mission to sim spring training.

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    Ah, weekends go by fast. November and December are probably the easiest months to go through for some reason.

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    It's almost that time:

    Christmas shopping...


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    lmfao, that sig. gets me everytime now
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    I'm pretty excited, if we can win out, we'll be 10-1 and ready to go to a BCS. I'm hoping for Penn State or Notre Dame(assuming they also win out) cause we had great rivalries back in the day with both. Especially Penn State.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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