Strike Three's Random Insanity Thread

[lester88]

Bought $38 of gas this afternoon.


*cries*

STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE...

[HuskerFan2002]

If my girlfriend wanted me to take her to an expensive place, I'll take her to the gas station!

[General]

$3.27 here.

I remember when it was $1.27

[ghettochild]

2.95 here in texas

TGIFT

[ghettochild]

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts *****in' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was \"Gangster Gangster\" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the *****es, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 6-4 impala
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the ***** said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid ***** by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho'
And her father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
homies score a key, gonna fly, punk ass fly

[Kingdom]

Does playing Wake Forest really signify the return of dominance?

[lester88]

$3.27 here.

I remember when it was $1.27

I remember when it was .99 after 9/11

[realmofotalk]

I remember when it was .99 after 9/11

Uh, I think everyone is talking about gas prices, not the price of a individually sized bag of Pop Tarts in the Food Mart.

[lester88]

Uh, I think everyone is talking about gas prices, not the price of a individually sized bag of Pop Tarts in the Food Mart.

I was talking about gas prices
Good times, good times

[riverdunesrat]

I remember when gas was .25 cents per gallon......

My friends and I would gather our quarters and get a few gallons to go cruising the main drags on Friday and Saturday nights. Sometimes we'd go to the drive-in and a couple of us would hide in the trunk to get in for free. Then we'd raise hell in the drive in.

Meanwhile back in Nam.......

[Kingdom]

Uh, I think everyone is talking about gas prices, not the price of a individually sized bag of Pop Tarts in the Food Mart.

It wasn't that long ago when prices were like that, at least here on the east coast. Hell, even my senior year in high school (2003), gas was still well under 2 dollars.

[missionhockey21]

Have you guys seen the new iPod Mini called Nano? It's a sleek little thing to say the least.

[Kingdom]

That's like the Razor cellphones... I'd be afraid of breaking it just by touching it.

[riverdunesrat]

Bout time you got rid of that disgusting looking homeless chick for an avatar....it was very disturbing.....

[Kingdom]

Maggie Gyllenhaal owns you in every which way imaginable, beeyacht.