Strike Three's Random Insanity Thread

[HollywoodLeo]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzeq9t95ZE"]YouTube - FUNNY! I would walk 500 miles - Proclaimers[/ame]

[missionhockey21]

I am not going to post it as I am sure many taped/tivo'd it and haven't seen it, but for those who did, did anyone expect to see that tonight on LOST? I didn't see it coming and I don't know how it will impact the storyline (if any), but I can tell you that they have probably can't justify using Christian Sheppard much more since he has had his fair share of interactions with the survivors.

[Kingdom]

He's more than just a surgeon, drunk, and Jack and ____'s father. I'm sticking with he's not actually dead and he's something almighty.

[Kingdom]

And ____ is hot with jet black hair, punking it out and what not.

[missionhockey21]

He's more than just a surgeon, drunk, and Jack and ____'s father. I'm sticking with he's not actually dead and he's something almighty.

And that Jack wasn't tripping in season one and he really is on the island, suit and all. Maybe Jack will be playing football with him soon enough.

[HollywoodLeo]

I posted this in a thread at thenflforums side in the midst of a "God bless you" debate. (as in whether or not that's shoving religion down the sneezer's throat.)

Anyways, it's so funny I'm posting it here as well.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=--Lttaad0sM

This is no longer available at youtube, it must be posted again.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AalXl2dc0Kk"]YouTube - Dane Cook Vicious Circle[/ame]

[ATLien]

And that Jack wasn't tripping in season one and he really is on the island, suit and all. Maybe Jack will be playing football with him soon enough.

I have not seen this episode yet, but I've heard some theories that Jack might be going to the dark side and become an Other.

[CincyRedsFan30]

"A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says.....

Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps FREE medical care and free education!"

The passerby says....

"You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters

another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"

The person says....

"I no American, I Vietnamese

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says.....

Thank you for the wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East , I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia !"

Puzzled he asks her......
"Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says....

"Probably at work!""

[CincyRedsFan30]

SO NOW YOU MIGHT VOTE FOR HILLARY? THINK ABOUT IT FIRST.......
> >
> >
> > This is what happens when you have dirt on the Clintons:
> >
> > 1 - James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of
> > an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a
> > key witness in Ken Starr's investigation.
> >
> > 2 - Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July
> > 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder
> > happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual
> > harassment in the White House.
> >
> > 3 - Vince Foster - Former white House councilor, and colleague of
> > Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot
> > wound to the head, ruled a suicide.
> >
> > 4 - Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman.
> > Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist
> > close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top
> > of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his
> > death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his
> > willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.
> >
> > 5 - C. Victor Raiser II and Montgomery Raiser, Major players in the
> > Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in
> > July 1992.
> >
> > 6 - Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director
> > found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992...
> > Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor."
> >
> > 7- Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep
> > in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide.
> > Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill
> > Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey
> > was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.
> >
> > 8 - Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in
> > Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection
> > outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a
> > dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this
> > information.
> > After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.
> >
> > 9 - James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported
> > that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of
> > influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.
> >
> > 10 - James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent
> > hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.
> >
> > 11- Kathy Ferguson, ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson,
> > was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to
> > her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several
> > packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny
> > Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula
> > Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating
> > witness for Paula Jones.
> >
> > 12 - Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy
> > Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found
> > dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the
> > grave site of his fiancee.
> >
> > 13 - Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died
> > by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client
> > was a convicted drug distributor.
> >
> > 14 - Florence Martin - Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was
> > related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He
> > died of three gunshot wounds.
> >
> > 15 - Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when
> > he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the
> > back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her
> > death.
> >
> > 16 - Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from
> > 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car
> > accident.
> >
> > 17 - Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena
> > Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his
> > wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation.
> >
> > 18 - Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport
> > with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on
> > a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had
> > delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death.
> >
> > 19 - Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust
> > Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment
> > balcony August15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee
> > scandal.
> >
> > 20 - Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely
> > with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died
> > November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in
> > her office at the Department of Commerce.
> >
> > 21- Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave
> > John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a
> > small plane crash.
> >
> > 22 - Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health
> > Care Advisory Committee, died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a
> > small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's
> > advisory council personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and
> > brother.
> >
> > 23 - Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was
> > no accident.
> >
> > 24 - Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill
> > Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found
> > dead after his car had hit a utility pole.
> >
> > 25 - Stanley Huggins - Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death
> > was a purported suicide and his report was never released.
> >
> > 26- Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1,
> > 1994 when his plane exploded.
> >
> > 27 - Kevin Ives and Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track"
> > case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena
> > Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial
> > report of death said, due to falling asleep on railroad tracks. Later
> > reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on
> > the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony
> > could come before a Grand Jury.
> >
> > THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE
> > IVES/HENRY CASE:
> >
> > 28 - Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back
> > of a truck, July 1988.
> >
> > 29 - Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988
> >
> > 30 - Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
> >
> > 31 - Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a
> > trash dump in April 1989.
> >
> > 33 - James Milan - Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled
> > his death was due to "natural causes."
> >
> > 34 - Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of
> > his pickup truck in June 1990.
> >
> > 35 - Richard Winters - A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was
> > killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.
> >
> > THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:
> > 36 - Major William S. Barkley Jr.
> > 37 - Captain Scott J. Reynolds
> > 38 - Sgt. Brian Hanley
> > 39 - Sgt. Tim Sabel
> > 40 - Major General William Robertson
> > 41 - Col. William Densberger
> > 42 - Col. Robert Kelly
> > 43 - Spec. Gary Rhodes
> > 44 - Steve Willis
> > 45 - Robert Williams
> > 46 - Conway LeBleu
> > 47 - Todd McKeehan

[HollywoodLeo]

I'm Republican, I just find the above video to be humorous.

[HollywoodLeo]

Urban Legends Reference Pages: The Clinton Body Count

[Halladay_is_God]

YouTube - Vote Different

I'm Republican, I just find the above video to be humorous.

to quote Futurama

"Hey, we were watching that."

[CincyRedsFan30]

Congratulations to that site for proving some of those didn't really die.

But still lots of possibilities out there.

[awefullspellare]

The weather has finally gotten nice here, so my college's baseball team gets to have their home opener on Tuesday... 3 weeks after they were supposed to. 3 home games (2 were also doubleheaders) got postponed/moved south.

[missionhockey21]

This is a clip from a new show called Acceptable TV which airs on VH1 (after Best Week Ever). It's a show in which they produce five mini shows a week that you can vote on at their site for your favorite two, the two most popular get a new show the next week. This was by far the best clip from their first episode, Homeless James Bond.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibhOzAfM51A[/ame]