You've only been in Arkansas for 2 months and you're already making Wal-Mart jokes? I don't see a very bright future for you...
You've only been in Arkansas for 2 months and you're already making Wal-Mart jokes? I don't see a very bright future for you...
Asshole Dry is drunk as a mofo and is doing pushups.
And it's all Crow's fault.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
I love Extras. Gervais isn't letting me down in season two so far. He leaves his usual pub after being hassled from the "lowest common denominator" to talk about all of the elements of his newly created sitcom that he loathes (comedic wig and glasses, catch phrase, etc) to go to a higher end club where he would be treated with some respect... which obviously doesn't happen with David Bowie.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=257qRKYDiWI[/ame]
.: My Last.fm
I posted this in a thread at thenflforums side in the midst of a "God bless you" debate. (as in whether or not that's shoving religion down the sneezer's throat.)
Anyways, it's so funny I'm posting it here as well.
[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=--Lttaad0sM[/ame]
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Okay, who wants to finance my 21st birthday/spring break road trip to Los Angeles to see Rage Against The Machine finally re-unite for a concert? Noone?
what I hate the most right now is when people steal your freakin taxi, especially in -30 Celsius weather, that you called for and you waited for, the dispatch asks for your name but do the drivers care, noooo, they don't ****ing care and don't ask for one at all.
this pisses me off way too much to even care.
S3SL: Toronto Blue Jays' GM - rebuilding to division winner
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That souds like a "grind my gears" post
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Passed my road test this week!
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
^nice, I'm gonna take mine soon.