Strike Three's Random Insanity Thread

[General]

That's grimey.

[HollywoodLeo]

* New Terrorism Alert in France:

Wire services have reported that the French Government announced this morning that
it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raise in alert was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one of France's
white flag factories, totally disabling their military.

[DravenX]

Now thats funny.

[Fishercat]

Holy crap. I just fell on the floor laughing after reading Progressive Boink's Christmas Specials section and seeing this

Memorable moment: During an ice skating scene at the beginning, a bunch of the Muppet characters takes turns seeing who can jump over the most oil barrels. The winner, of course, is Fonzie, who jumps over however many barrels it takes to equal the length of a shark tank. Then Cookie Monster gets the brilliant idea of playing everyone's favorite ice skating game, Crack the Whip, which ends with Bert & his butter-colored fingers letting go of Oscar, sending him flying down several flights of stairs. And we see him pummel the entire way down about four or five flights of stairs in his trash can.

I used to watch that at least 20 times a year, only to see the Oscar scene. ****ing brillant

[HollywoodLeo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=PxMjqd8MdrY

(You won't get this if you don't watch much Seinfeld)

[DirtyKash]

ha, the kicks.

[AstrosAnonymous]

I put a huge dent and long scratch on the side of my truck because I drove drunk and side swipped a tree, Im pissed.

[MarinersFan87]

I put a huge dent and long scratch on the side of my truck because I drove drunk and side swipped a tree, Im pissed.

Line your hands on the steering wheel up with the lines on the road and just follow them. Works like a charm.

Or do what everyone else is going to say and don't drink and drive.

[HollywoodLeo]

don't drink and drive.

I agree

[ghettochild]

I agree

idd

drinking and driving is the worst thing ever. i wish you woulda got caught and DUI'd.

[AstrosAnonymous]

I was on a back road in my neighborhood going to a hotel to steal beer. All my driving was on back road, bumpy backroads.

[Halladay_is_God]

I just had a Wild Mountain Spicy Chicken burger from Wendy's and it was great

[Rufio181]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=DjyQj4aBl5E

[MarinersFan87]

[MarinersFan87]

There has been a nice little Seinfeld marathon on TBS, great episodes.