As if you even know what a female looks like.
General not withstanding.
As if you even know what a female looks like.
General not withstanding.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Do she-males count?
I'm going to shoot myself now
I lost 620 bucks on a pro-line cuz at the last minute I didn't pick a tie (shoot-out) and picked Boston to win instead of the tie, all my other picks were right and now I'm out 620 bucks
S3SL: Toronto Blue Jays' GM - rebuilding to division winner
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Better to jump off a tall building; that's what everyone else is doing these days.
I would rather get drunk
S3SL: Toronto Blue Jays' GM - rebuilding to division winner
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Go find Foster.
He'd be game for a ton of drinks.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
damn. i hate inventory. just pulled a 36 hour shift trying to get my store in shape. slept in the office.
all on the clock too. and over starts after 8 hours. ohhh yeah.
now excuse me while i go die.
Get yourself a new job.
one would say that, no? but 15.22 an hour plus three weeks vacay does me well. of course my vaycay is already used up but its an easy job. its just inventory sucks ass no matter how you make it lol.
so i saw saving able, alkaline trio, seether, papa roach, rise against, the toadies, staind, the offspring, and STP yesterday.
i'm ****ing sore, i lost my reds hat and my keys (but the hook for my keys stayed on my belt loop), my girlfriend got a mild concussion, lost her lip ring, and got hit in the back of the neck. but it was ****ing awesome.
and i'm never doing tweleve hours of bands ever again.
I am dying to see STP!! Alice In Chains and Rage are up on my list too, Good stuff ghetto.
Ben Affleck's parody of Keith Olberman was hilarious. I laughed so hard.
.: My Last.fm
really drunk right now
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Just got in a high speed chase with a car. Water ballooned his ass and then he chased us. I wonder if he got my license plate number. If he did, I'm dicked.
Tennessee Titans. Duke athletics. New York Yankees. Carolina Hurricanes. Portland Trailblazers.
Milwaukee Brewers MSL GM
The Simpsons' parody of the opening credits for Mad Men was great. As a nerdish fan of both shows, that was a delight to see.
.: My Last.fm