The Chronicles of Dealing With a Potential Kid Thread

[Porter]

Im going to use this thread to post my random thoughts about the next 9ish months of pregancy. Feel free to post here but I i feel comfortable enough to put random thoughts here.

[rockin500]

make sure not to piss the woman off. if you think PMS is bad, the first coupla months is even worse.

unless you have a cupcake or other chocolate substance nearby to help her along.

[Porter]

Shes already employed the no-touch zone policy. No higher than this, no lower than this and if you feel lucky then maybe line......

[DirtyKash]

So what will happen if you guys have twins? Are you going to totally FREAK OUT?! Or will that just double your happiness?

[Porter]

Well the 1st ultrasound will be in a couple of weeks. Shes already 6 weeks along. If i have Twins, im going to buy out Crown Royal.

[rockin500]

Shes already employed the no-touch zone policy. No higher than this, no lower than this and if you feel lucky then maybe line......

so you're playing craps now? though not surprising.

and you'l need the crown if you got twins coming! lol ( i dont think i ever gave you a congrats BTW, so lemme remedy that: congrats!)

[Porter]

All I know is I have one person on the way. IF I had twins.....id probably faint.

[Porter]

The toughest thing that i have to face is telling her parents and mine. Because my girlfriend is almost 20 and they didnt know about us doing the deed. (Her parents at least) I mean i know im 25 and still living at home but rent is a ***** when you have to pay for full time school. Its frustrating for me.

[ATLien]

You got a little Marcus Vick in you..

LOL. J/K.

Congrats, again.

[missionhockey21]

Is she still in school? If so, from other similar situations I know I doubt the future in-law's are going to be that thrilled. Whatever the case may be, good luck with that. (Might want to get some Crown Royal early.... just in case you need it.)

[Porter]

Shes due right around the time she graduates from college. I dont know how they are going to react. They freaking love me as a son but this might change all that. For the most part, it should be ok. Tonight, I had an intresting conversation with my dad. He told me to live life to the fullest, he seemed down cause he got in an arguement with my bro (who is Marcus Vick.).

[ghettochild]

whatever happens happens. theres no way they can change anything. if they're going to be pissed, let them be pissed. its their fault for not realizing something that happens in human nature. you can never be "mad" at somebody forever. the first couple of months are going to suck, but its better to break it out sooner than later.

[DirtyKash]

How long you been boning their daughter without them knowing it? Should be awesome to see their facial expressions when they find out.

[Porter]

2 months out of the 6 thats weve been together as of today.

[Porter]

whatever happens happens. theres no way they can change anything. if they're going to be pissed, let them be pissed. its their fault for not realizing something that happens in human nature. you can never be "mad" at somebody forever. the first couple of months are going to suck, but its better to break it out sooner than later.

That and the stress isnt good for the kid during pregnancy. I think my parents will be ok with it cause really, I lasted longer than they did (I'm 25, they were 21-22 when they had me). Their parents will be shocked at 1st but after that i think they will be ok.