More Elijah Dukes Love

[Witlon]

A 17-year-old foster girl living with a relative of Elijah Dukes told police the Devil Rays outfielder got her pregnant.

The girl, expected to give birth Nov. 5, told investigators she and Dukes had consensual sex on the living room sofa. She said Dukes got angry when she and another person confronted him about the pregnancy. "Yeah, we sat down and told him and he got mad and threw a Gatorade at me," she told investigators. Dukes is already known to have had at least five children with four different women. This is yet another incident that could add to the Rays' desire to ship him out of town.

Ah, this is just getting comical. He needs his own reality show at this point.

[Witlon]

Ah, the link...

Rays: Teen: Dukes got me pregnant

[realmofotalk]

Elijah Dukes is a muh-fuggin throwback to the babymaking out of wedlock heyday of Shawn Kemp and Steve Garvey.

[love_that_reefer]

He best start hitting so he can afford all these kids.

[McKain]

I'm going to write an article about why athletes need to get vasectomies, based solely on Elijah.

[love_that_reefer]

Elijah Dukes was told not to show up at the ballpark Wednesday, with manager Joe Maddon characterizing it as a "personal day."
Alledgedly impregnate an underage girl and get a paid day off. What a strange world it is that we live in.

What a crock of shit!!!

[Witlon]

Ooooh, I want Elijah's job.

[McKain]

No you don't. His job is to impregnate women and pay child support.

you wanna be shelling out $100,000 a month to 5 different women?

[Witlon]

Well, maybe in like 5 years when he's making some money...yeah.

[BronxBomberz]

What a way to ruin your career.

[brewersfan19]

uuuummm.. hoist the red flag alert.... but if you have talent and can prove it, there is a team out there for him.

[Rufio181]

I smell another Andre Rison situation coming up.

[love_that_reefer]

Elijah Dukes has been charged with violating his wife's protection order.

The charge is a first-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail, and stems from Dukes allegedly making a call to NiShea Gilbert on July 21.

This guy is just having a great year. I can't wait to see what happens next with this guy.