2014 Detroit Tigers

[Kingdom]

Just saying last year was the best shot at a playoff spot. So now, I'll just sit back and watch as the A.L. turns.


Donald Graham's spring training death has resulted in emergency starters. And they're really old. Yeah!


Rotation
1. Matt Belisle
He looks better in someone else's uniform.
2. Dustin Moseley
He's usually sometimes consistent.
3. Justin Gillman
I.. I would prefer to put him in the pen, but.
4. John Rheinecker
34 years old, boo yah.
5. Wes Obermueller
37 years old, boo yah.

Bullpen
1. Jose Diaz
Late developer.
2. Barry Zito
Retire as a tiger, friend!
3. Scott Beerer
I blame Toronto.
4. Chris Gruler
I thank Milwaukee.
5. Omar Egozcue
That's a nice last name.
6. Heri Lamas
My only reason for living, and was an allstar.

Guys that will bat
C: David Parker
He looks pretty, but that never means anything in Detroit.
1B: Robert Riley
He looks like Richie Sexson, so if only he could do that much damage.
2B: Kelly Johnson
Hopefully Farnsworth's growth is stunted.
SS: Kyle Chausse
He's a KoZ kinda player, 8 in eye and 9 in avoiding k's.
3B: Andy Marte
Another reason for living.
LF: Clint King
Walks, walks, walks.
CF: Shin-Sui Choo
I'd sue this Asian's ass.
RF: Christian Snavely
See Clint King.
DH: David Murphy
What an impressive season last year, was an allstar too.

[Halladay_is_God]

3. Scott Beerer
I blame Toronto.

the guy a bum

[Kingdom]

the guy a bum

Oh no, I don't like him cause he sucks, cause he posted a sub 4 ERA and a career best WHIP in 2013, it's just that... he has bad karma.

[Halladay_is_God]

Oh no, I don't like him cause he sucks, cause he posted a sub 4 ERA and a career best WHIP in 2013, it's just that... he has bad karma.

yeah he does, his 2009 season was great than he bombed in 2010 and 2011

although with you, you managed to have two good seasons in a row with him, so maybe he loves Detroit more

[Kingdom]

No one loves Detroit.

[HafDawg2003]

I at least appreciate their exhistance.

[Kingdom]

I have no idea what you typed, but sure, why not.