Banter courtesy of Sports Illustrated

AL East 5
Tampa Bay

Rookie GM.
Few veterans.
Lone star may be dealt.
Not good signs.
Not a good team.

Catchers
Chris Stewart

Infielders
Aubrey Huff
Tim Hummel
Scott Moore
Miguel Tejada
Robert Valido

Outfielders
Valentin Depaz
Jose Guillen
Hanley Ramirez
Brad Snyder

Starters
Ben Howard
Jose Veras
William Walk
Abe Alvarez
Scott Tyler

Relievers
Brian Stokes
Quinton Cain
Wade Miller
Gerardo Demiras
Brian Bruney
Michael Nicolas