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    Strike 3 Sim League Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    1) There will be no more fighting. Acceptance is key!
    2) If you quit, the terrorists win.
    3) This is hands down the best league, it'd be like Phil Jackson quitting after his first ring with Michael.
    4) Oprah is gone! You're top dog now!
    5) When else is Diamond Dave going to be part of a Trade council? Don't we owe him this?
    6) We don't care what sex scandal is making you step down, we actually applaud you.
    7) Maybe you should switch teams, Florida has been giving you retirement ideas
    8) What else are you going to do on a Sunday night with your high speed internet connection.... well after THAT!
    9) You're the ying to Zito's yang. Without you, THE YANG WOULD RUN RAMPANT!
    10) Because there are 29 OTHER GMs in this league that would cry when the league ends. 29 grown men crying at one time would cause a cosmic rift, opening the space time continuum. There will be doppelgangers everywhere... which means there would be TWO cjkalts! TWO Mission! The world would go into epic CHAOS, linch mobs would track you down, pull you out of your place of residence, strap you to a nuclear bomb, launch you at the rift, hoping to destroy the horrors of the world that you created. You alone with the closing of the greatest sim league the world has ever known. And does the explosion close the rift, does humanity go back to normal after? I really don't want to find out....

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    What?!?!?!?!

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

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    Seattle GM since July 2065
    Royals GM since January 2005

    Oakland GM in MSL History
    3 Division Titles (4 Wild Card Berths) 1 World Series

    RIP TBSL Los Angeles Angels 2012 WS Champs

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Mission can't leave. You have to be over 40 to retire as a Sim Commissioner. It is in the Sim Rulebook.

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    because all our bases belong to him

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    The yang wouldn't run rampant. I'd leave with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Impossibles View Post
    because all our bases belong to him
    And I like this one best.

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Because I say so.... and he best respect his elders
    Give Me a Bottle of Anything and a Glazed Donut, To Go....

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder
    no parents I have ever seen is THIS FREAKING STUPID.

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Quote Originally Posted by OrioleMagic View Post
    Mission can't leave. You have to be over 40 to retire as a Sim Commissioner. It is in the Sim Rulebook.
    Curse you! You think I want to do this for another 12 years!?

    Unless Zod's doppleganger theory is true. I could have the other me take over.
    Integrity can accommodate the inadvertent error and the honest difference of opinion; it cannot accommodate deceit or subordination of principle.


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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Free agency is still going. So is the league saved? Because I didn't put additional offers in thinking it was pointless. lol

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Mission has not hung them up yet.... How ever his statement was:

    "we won't be adding a 4th league. The 4th league has always been flakey and hard to keep active. However I am probably done with S3SL so when that happens there should be an opening."

    He has not elaborated on why or when, but the warning has been issued.

    According to Zito it's because:

    "Best efforts have been made but no one wants to "get the drift". You have put so much into the league along with running this site and you don't always get the credit you deserve. It's not worth the constant bullshit every season"

    And more-so:

    "it's the select few who season in season out are nothing but little bitches. Who wants to put up with that when our commissioners receive nothing out of a sim except "fun" and that died a long time ago."

    I hope I never become one of those people that make it unfun, I try to add humor and competition to the league. I hope mission realizes how much 'I' appreciate his league and how it it the perfect league model in my opinion. I understand the hard work he puts in to accurately get 28 other GMs changes every single step of the way is amazing.

    If he does choose to hang them up, my only regret was getting into the league too late.

    Thank you for this league and the time we all shared participating in your league. It was the best. I can only hope you find joy in it again sometime because it's a joy for us.

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    Re: Top 10 reasons Mission should stay!

    Oh I don't blame him. And I hope he DOESN'T hang it up. But is he, is my question?

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