1) There will be no more fighting. Acceptance is key!
2) If you quit, the terrorists win.
3) This is hands down the best league, it'd be like Phil Jackson quitting after his first ring with Michael.
4) Oprah is gone! You're top dog now!
5) When else is Diamond Dave going to be part of a Trade council? Don't we owe him this?
6) We don't care what sex scandal is making you step down, we actually applaud you.
7) Maybe you should switch teams, Florida has been giving you retirement ideas
8) What else are you going to do on a Sunday night with your high speed internet connection.... well after THAT!
9) You're the ying to Zito's yang. Without you, THE YANG WOULD RUN RAMPANT!
10) Because there are 29 OTHER GMs in this league that would cry when the league ends. 29 grown men crying at one time would cause a cosmic rift, opening the space time continuum. There will be doppelgangers everywhere... which means there would be TWO cjkalts! TWO Mission! The world would go into epic CHAOS, linch mobs would track you down, pull you out of your place of residence, strap you to a nuclear bomb, launch you at the rift, hoping to destroy the horrors of the world that you created. You alone with the closing of the greatest sim league the world has ever known. And does the explosion close the rift, does humanity go back to normal after? I really don't want to find out....