2036 S3SL Random Ramblings

[Kingdom]

Fuckin' Belizario and his Gold Gloves

[zodious]

Time for some spring training! Make my stats InSANE! Wooooooo!!!!!

[HollywoodLeo]

Drafted in 1st round, 13th overall pick, by Milwaukee in 2021...
Had first career hit on 3/31/2023, off Robert Saget (Cin)...
Hit first career homerun on 4/11/2023, off Robert Ward (Fla)...
Had 24-game hitting streak snapped on 6/19/2023...
Was selected to the 2023 Allstar game...
Hit for the cycle against San Diego on 8/8/2023...
Won Player of the Week award on 8/18/2023, hitting .522 with 4 HR, 8 RBI...
Had 5 hits with 1 RBI against Houston on 9/14/2023...
Won Rookie of the Year Award in 2023, hitting .368 with 16 HR, 92 RBI...
Injured on 5/2/2024 with a Inflamed Abdominal Muscle, out for 1-2 weeks...
Was selected to the 2024 Allstar game...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2024...
Won Player of the Week award on 5/26/2025, hitting .565 with 1 HR, 6 RBI...
Had 5 hits with 3 RBI against Baltimore on 6/10/2025...
Won Player of the Week award on 6/16/2025, hitting .567 with 2 HR, 9 RBI...
Won Batter of the Month award on 7/1/2025, hitting .473 with 7 HR, 23 RBI...
Had 26-game hitting streak snapped on 7/3/2025...
Was selected to the 2025 Allstar game...
Had 6 hits with 3 RBI against Boston on 10/20/2025...
Had 5 hits with 3 RBI against Boston on 10/26/2025...
1/29/2026: Gets a new one-year contract worth $8,707,143 through salary arbitration...
Had 5 hits with 2 RBI against Florida on 4/22/2026...
Won Player of the Week award on 5/5/2026, hitting .545 with 4 HR, 8 RBI...
Was selected to the 2026 Allstar game...
Had 5 hits with 0 RBI against Atlanta on 7/29/2026...
Won Batter of the Month award on 8/1/2026, hitting .430 with 8 HR, 28 RBI...
Had 25-game hitting streak snapped on 8/17/2026...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2026...
1/29/2027: Gets a new one-year contract worth $8,857,143 through salary arbitration...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2027...
1/29/2028: Gets a new one-year contract worth $8,857,143 through salary arbitration...
Had 5 hits with 5 RBI against Washington on 8/15/2028...
Won Player of the Week award on 8/18/2028, hitting .609 with 3 HR, 8 RBI...
Hit for the cycle against Houston on 9/13/2028...
10/28/2028: Signed a contract extension with Milwaukee, $9,500,000 per year, for 7 years.
Was selected to the 2030 Allstar game...
Had 20-game hitting streak snapped on 9/11/2030...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2030...
Had 5 hits with 4 RBI against San Diego on 5/3/2031...
Won Player of the Week award on 5/5/2031, hitting .643 with 3 HR, 9 RBI...
Was selected to the 2031 Allstar game...
Injured on 7/20/2031 with a Strained Hip Muscle, out for one week...
Had 6 hits with 2 RBI against Arizona on 8/12/2031...
Had 5 hits with 2 RBI against Arizona on 8/14/2031...
Won Player of the Week award on 8/18/2031, hitting .714 with 1 HR, 5 RBI...
Had 21-game hitting streak snapped on 8/19/2031...
Won Batter of the Month award on 9/1/2031, hitting .434 with 5 HR, 21 RBI...
Had 5 hits with 3 RBI against Houston on 9/12/2031...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2031...
Had 2000th career hit on 3/31/2032, off Donato Escobedo (Hou)...
Injured on 7/4/2032 with a Inflamed Posterior Cruciate Ligament, out for 6 weeks...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2032...
Had 23-game hitting streak snapped on 6/11/2034...
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2034...
Had 5 hits with 3 RBI against Pittsburgh on 7/1/2035...
Won Player of the Week award on 7/21/2035, hitting .722 with 1 HR, 7 RBI...
Had 5 hits with 3 RBI against St. Louis on 8/27/2035...
9/16/2035: Signed a contract extension with Milwaukee, $9,500,000 per year, for 3 years.
Won Gold Glove Award at Shortstop in 2035...

One more Gold Glove and Belizario can field an entire team with them.

[General]

Here's to hoping Arias and Haskin, my 2 best specs, decide to progress this season...

[zodious]

I'm hoping my spring goes to the players that need them! Haha

[Kingdom]

Here's to hoping that this burger tastes delish.

[zodious]

Did you make the burger?

If "yes"
then
"FAIL"
Else
"I bet its awesome!"

[Kingdom]

At some point you'll drop your magic 8 ball and go away.

[Kingdom]

One more Gold Glove and Belizario can field an entire team with them.

That snapping noise you heard was the Mustache breaking those trophies over his knee. As well as breaking Zod's Barbie playhouse into a million pieces

[zodious]

As well as breaking Zod's Barbie playhouse into a million pieces

I have a GI Joe Fort Outside the Barbie House for just such an occasion....armed with a razor!

[Kingdom]

It's already been squashed, like your team.

[zodious]

My team is alive and well, ready to challenge Minnesota, Your team will be the cubs bitch this year.

[Providence A's]

The Cubs? I wasn't able to improve my team because FAs "didn't like my organization." Watch out for Milwaukee though.

[Kingdom]

My team is alive and well, ready to challenge Minnesota, Your team will be the cubs bitch this year.

Let me know when you actually win something besides being the deadhorse Slyder always beats

[zodious]

Let me know when you actually win something besides being the deadhorse Slyder always beats

That's Cleveland and Detroit! I won 3 games!