2031 S3SL Random Ramblings

[Kingdom]

There we go.

[Saber]

Hey, my team is sucking less.

[albbla2000mu]

Hey, my team is sucking less.

ditto

[Kingdom]

Is this good for your images?

[General]

My current outfield is the worst hitting outfield I have ever fielded in this league.

[Kingdom]

Me thinks I need a lead off man. A real one. So, does anyone have a lead off hitter they want to trade... to me... preferably?

[Saber]

Uh, seems like the ones you got are doing pretty well.

[Kingdom]

Yes, Vandiver and Gutierrez are hitting, but look at them. You know neither are lead off men. I was just crazy enough to put Gutierrez there after Bolen was boring me.

[Saber]

Uh, well, I can certainly trade you a guy who draws walks and runs with no power. In fact, I'll take that Gutierrez feller off yer hands, just so you don't have to worry about him clogging up the basepaths.

[Impossibles]

Me thinks I need a lead off man. A real one. So, does anyone have a lead off hitter they want to trade... to me... preferably?

You need you some Caggiano.

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .257 (23rd)
Homeruns: 102 (7th)
Walks: 268 (20th)
Stolen Bases: 64 (26th)
Runs Scored: 398 (21st)

Pitching ERA: 4.35 (14th)
Opponents AVG: .265 (16th)
HRs Allowed: 68 (6th)
Walks Allowed: 209 (4th)
Runs Allowed: 391 (15th)

Gained a game in the division. Offense is starting to score more runs. The Defense is slightly better but needs work. Gehring was very soild in his debut. Maybe they can hold off the division for the title, not sure on it though.

[Kingdom]

Uh, well, I can certainly trade you a guy who draws walks and runs with no power. In fact, I'll take that Gutierrez feller off yer hands, just so you don't have to worry about him clogging up the basepaths.

I think you need Bolen or Nilles. They have your name tattooed on their right ass cheeks.

That's the rumor. Ask mofo.

[Kingdom]

You need you some Caggiano.

I need a major league lead off man, not a AAA lead off man.

[Impossibles]

I need a major league lead off man, not a AAA lead off man.

I know. I look at the rosters of the top teams and mine is pretty weak, although you should have seen what i started out with. Los Padres were neglected for quite a while.

[Kingdom]

Yeah, very true. A lot of good prospects died while they were rotting, and because they had no money, they ended up drafting weaker prospects every so often. Wasn't pretty. Atlanta is the same way, they haven't mattered since Dry1313 first joined. Even then, they didn't matter.