Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Its like the Yankees of 2000-Present.
All the talent in the world, no chemistry.
We should probably have an awesome staff to back the awesome lineup, just in case.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
We need a S3SL All-Star Manager Staff for the selections, it seems.
As GM, I'm firing my coach for picking our closer to be an allstar. Seriously, 1.60 plus WHIP. WHAT.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Everyone needs a little drama.
Weird one
Dennis "Snacks" Vaughn - backup OF and starts against lefties... been on base 28 times (3 of which are HRs), and has 18 steals... pretty impressive
Give Me a Bottle of Anything and a Glazed Donut, To Go....
Originally Posted by Slyder
Not dead yet! Rangers move up to second place in the division, 2 games back of Seattle and in the Wild Card lead.
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
So with my lefty lineup, I am leading off with the Mustache and Solomon bats 3rd. It's part of my evil master plan. Truly is.
Since we're at the deadline, anyone have a OF they want to share, or say, trade to me.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
3B Richard Pascarella, on my AAA team, has 48 homers and 148 RBI's. How high will he go? This is crazy.
.: My Last.fm
Well now that Saunders is back. Bonilla decided to get hurt for 2 to 3 weeks.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
I love having 4/5 of my rotation in top 10 in wins with as many as 10 fewer starts of that of the top.Theyre on pace for like 86 wins by themselves. Need to find another reliever to bridge the gap when they can only go 5-6 and get it to Mike McC and Omara.
Batting AVG: .300 (1st)
Homeruns: 104 (22nd)
Walks: 452 (1st)
Stolen Bases: 174 (8th)
Runs Scored: 709 (1st)
Small Ball Lives and Thrives in the baggie dome! Still would like to see a lot more homers out of this club, the power potential is certainly there. I WANT TO SEE MORE SOUVENIRS IN THE STANDS!
Pitching ERA: 3.92 (3rd)
Opponents AVG: .258 (13th)
HRs Allowed: 78 (3rd)
Walks Allowed: 249 (1st)
Runs Allowed: 468 (3rd)
Pitching to contact and the defense is ready. Okay Im going to shut up now, I am scaring myself that the Dan O'Brien philosophy just came out of my mouth. Pardon me while I vomit.
HollywoodLeo: You and Kingdom always annoy me
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm rebuilding now" then you win at least 80 games
RIP S3SL Minnesota Twins.
RIP HSL Anaheim Angels
Rebuilding the Dodger Blues
Renewed Start back in the land of 10,000 lakes
Jesse Stack has homered in 6 straight games!
Also, I'm sad that Vlad won't get 3000 hits unless he plays one more season. He's 70 or so hits away. And 1 HR away from 400 HRs. And 17 walks away from the all-time walks record.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
Just when it looked like Minnesota, Florida, and St. Louis were running away with the league... neeeeeh, NOT SO FAST. Pittsburgh still lives.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.