Why the Houston Astros will make the playoffs for the first time in league history

[perforatededge54]

Because Jesus told me they would.

[browntown653]

And I thought I'd made some worthless threads.

[perforatededge54]

Someone's going to hell.

[Stonedrie2]

Dude, the Cubs pitching staff is going to be ranked #2 all season.

[Kingdom]

Our division is bizarrely ****ed up, so it's entirely possible.


I have no pitching. Neither does Milwaukee. St. Louis has a MIA GM (unfortunately, Witlon was a trooper too). The reds have like.. 3-4 major league caliber players total and had no idea the cubs existed till this season.

[perforatededge54]

I just feel like my rotation is really solid, I have 3.5 good pen arms and my offense can be dirty and will only get better as Ospina and Guiterrez develop.

[Kingdom]

3.5 good arms? You had a midget in the pen?

[browntown653]

Wait a minute, Husker never made the playoffs?????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????

[perforatededge54]

Tony Cruys is like...good for lefties. He could be a midget.

[Kingdom]

houston's only won 90 plus once, and that was last season
they never won the division either

there's also the fact that the division was dominated by st. louis, mckain's pirates, my pirates, and then milwaukee in recent years. It's like the nl east, you're 90% shit out of luck

[browntown653]

*sarcasm alert*

[Kingdom]

giantsfan is the best gm at ootp, ever

[perforatededge54]

I blew my OOTP wad on Arizona in 2008, got a ring and bounced. Sry Porter.

[browntown653]

I won the NL Central with the Brewers in the 3rd year of this league. Jason Belcher <333

[NYgiantsfan5689]

giantsfan is the best gm at ootp, ever

HAH i caught it! I don't care how much this quote was loaded with sarcasm. It's sig material