2026 S3SL Random Ramblings

[HafDawg2003]

Date: Sunday, 3/30/2026
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!

Regards,
Keith Easley

Quitter.

[Dam8610]

I'm finally back for good guys. The Dodgers are mine.

[realmofotalk]

I'm finally back for good guys.

That's what she said.

[Kingdom]

Worst news ever.

[missionhockey21]

Please tell me someone saw the references made to two very special potential draftee players. And by that I mean someone who knew it when they saw it and didn't look it up.

[Slyder]

Besides the Bambino reference I dunno the other.

[Kingdom]

Lost's resident badass

Although I was disappointed he wasn't one of the ML ready players, try walking up to Locke and telling him he's not ML ready. I dare you.

[realmofotalk]

Trent Steele was the ponytailed dude who took Homer, or should I say, Max Power, out for Thai food.

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .273 (16th)
Homeruns: 79 (4th)
Walks: 170 (23rd)
Stolen Bases: 78 (6th)
Runs Scored: 303 (13th)

Pitching ERA: 4.89 (18th)
Opponents AVG: .267 (13th)
HRs Allowed: 44 (6th)
Walks Allowed: 198 (18th)
Runs Allowed: 295 (19th)

Suprisingly I'm currently the wild card at the moment. Alex Morabito is having a great year for those saying hes too old to trade for. Did people realize that hes close to 500 HRs?

[Kingdom]

I might actually get my 40/40 man this season.

[missionhockey21]

Trent Steele was the ponytailed dude who took Homer, or should I say, Max Power, out for Thai food.

Yep, Steele is a reference as is Handsome B. Wonderful, both of The Simpsons.

Elizardo and Banzai though are of the film:
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

And Dr. Banzai, played by Peter Weller, is a neurosurgeon/rock star/samurai warrior/and essentially an expert in all crafts and in general, the balls. I was hoping someone would get the obscure reference and also my respect.



Mofo did get Steele, which earns him points and some rep from me.

[DiamondDave]

Batting AVG: .299 (1st)
Homeruns: 81 (1st)
Walks: 147 (28th)
Stolen Bases: 34 (23rd)
Runs Scored: 342 (3rd)

Pitching ERA: 4.77 (12th)
Opponents AVG: .265 (11th)
HRs Allowed: 59 (T-14th)
Walks Allowed: 146 (4th)
Runs Allowed: 294 (T-17th)

Offense is there as expected... will lose a couple to FA but I have 2 waiting in AAA for next season
Pitching is slightly improving every SIM... if I could only get a quality lefty setup guy

[browntown653]

In 54 games, my team has four stolen bases.

[Kingdom]

Yep, Steele is a reference as is Handsome B. Wonderful, both of The Simpsons.

Elizardo and Banzai though are of the film:
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

And Dr. Banzai, played by Peter Weller, is a neurosurgeon/rock star/samurai warrior/and essentially an expert in all crafts and in general, the balls. I was hoping someone would get the obscure reference and also my respect.



Mofo did get Steele, which earns him points and some rep from me.

And Locke is completely coincidental. I call shenanigans!

[missionhockey21]

Locke isn't. Why do you think I made him a young, very gifted and potential filled person? (ala Locke in high school being recruited by Metelos labs.)

Also, Doppelgänger is taking over Seattle. Last night I was about to post the opening and Doppelgänger asked me about his account status (he just purchased a premium account) and if I had any openings so that my job a lot easier. Welcome to the league, hopefully the revolving door that is Seattle ends here.