2024 S3SL Random Ramblings

[missionhockey21]

I started the first one 20 or so seasons ago, might as well start this one too.

[Kingdom]

I say I say.. that's a darn achiefment.

[realmofotalk]

TB: Lynwood Neiman was injured while playing basketball during the offseason.

He couldn't turn down an invitation to play point guard for the Atlanta Hawks, who are still looking for one.

[Kingdom]

Chris Paul!
Ooh. Oh. Whoops. Yeah. My bad.

[bjd2933]

Well my team is pretty much in financial ruin, and I have 4 million dollars to fill my gaping hole in left field left by Hodo.

Not to mention the terrible bullpen...

Just the cost of keeping my future hall of famers in red... and yes, they are dying in cincy, they are more important to me than championships.

[DiamondDave]

Team is also in financial ruin... even with some stars.. .popularity never has gone above 24 and is now back down to 23..... no money to sign players or even to sign an extension.... with that being the biggest difference because of the restart, I may actually have to think of rebuilding again

[Kingdom]

Well. I've got money. And championships. And pirogies.

[Dry1313]

You mean pierogies?

I have money and a core.

Need something more.

Zito is a whore.

Thank God we never elected Al Gore.

Is the singular form of smore's smore?

All you *****es hit the floor.

Mission needs to win no more.

I've got to leave, go to the store.





Dry, out.

[DMBZeppelin]

Open mic night?? AWESOME!

Well, I was just standin' here
And Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
Asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?"
And nobody has no answers..
AND SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!
TELL ME WHY TOM CRUISE IN THE CLOSET
OR ELSE I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMONE!

[Dry1313]

Open mic night?? AWESOME!

Well, I was just standin' here
And Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
Asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?"
And nobody has no answers..
AND SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!
TELL ME WHY TOM CRUISE IN THE CLOSET
OR ELSE I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMONE!

+rep for brilliance

Greatest Random Ramblings ever

[missionhockey21]

Losing Dali Lamas for the season really hurts. I really wanted him to hit 400 saves this year, but with even more rating declines expected and the fact that he has kept Reder off from the CL spot due to his performance that he'll no longer have... it looks doubtful from a Marlins standpoint.

[Kingdom]

We always knew Witlon had an unexpected resurgence hidden somewhere.

[bjd2933]

Beast [beest]
–noun 1.any nonhuman animal, esp. a large, four-footed mammal. 2.the crude animal nature common to humans and the lower animals: Hunger brought out the beast in him. 3.a cruel, coarse, filthy, or otherwise beastlike person. 4.a live creature, as distinguished from a plant: What manner of beast is this? 5.the beast, the Antichrist. Rev. 13:18.

6. Adrian "The Gladiator" Marceau.

Seriously... he is on pace for 81 home runs and 197 RBIs... it would be funny if he kept that pace up.

[Kingdom]

Three guys on the roster not hitting .300
Unacceptable!

I had this idea that I might have a good pen. Yeah that's turning out be such a great idea.

[bjd2933]

I will actually be pissed if my team wins the division by some miracle this season... I actually had some expectations last season. Absolutely none this season. I didn't even do anything in the off-season...