Because we're hoping Jordan Staal, Mark Recchi, and Sid the Kid can come pitch for us. It's either that or uh.. Jason Michaels Jr. becomes the #1
No longer around:
Wayne Hage
Javy Farina
Josh Johnson
Bill Button
Gil Cendejas
C: Jonathan "Martian Manhunter" Jones
1B: Fred "Stolen from Tampa" Luera
2B: Genaro "Pargo" Valle
SS: Chris "McMasterpiece" McMaster
3B: Robert "Heights" Hawthorne
RF: Erubiel "Grizzly" Valverde
CF: Nobuyori "Dynamite" Matsusuke
LF: Eddie "Cranky" Burpee
DH: Stephen "Trix is for Kids" Wicks
Bench Components:
C Alex Bengoa
3B Noah Myler
SS Eric Aybar
RF Alejo Cabello
RF Robert Tejada
LF Robert Gully
RF Wesley Perotta
1B Nate Puccio
LF Donald Davis
Rotation:
1. Clinton Waring
2. Kenneth Stetson
3. Doyle Reason
4. Jose Alvarez
5. Mark Parnell
Pen:
Ezra Cueva
John Restrepo
Jimmy Meisner
Patrick Tasker
Marion Laseter
Donald Day
Jason Michaels Jr.
Our division is the saddest division in the league. Let's hope we have a .500 record playoff team. I'm hoping for 60-70 wins or less. Now, someone deal for my bullpen. I still have four good relievers. Also, my CF and 1B need to go. As does Valverde and Gully.