Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Every time Joe Morgan speaks, part of my brain dies.

  1. #1
    Hall of Famer McKain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    3,137
    MLB ERA
    1.34

    Every time Joe Morgan speaks, part of my brain dies.

    http://www.sfweekly.com/Issues/2005-...feature_1.html

    Joe: I don't read books like that. I didn't read Bill James' book, and you said he was complimenting me. Why would I wanna read a book about a computer, that gives computer numbers?

    Me: It's not about a computer.

    Joe: Well, I'm not reading the book, so I wouldn't know.

    Joe: Why would I wanna read the book? All I'm saying is, I see a game every day. I watch baseball every day. I have a better understanding about why things happen than the computer, because the computer only tells you what you put in it. I could make that computer say what I wanted it to say, if I put the right things in there. ... The computer is only as good as what you put in it. How do you think we got Enron?

    WHAT?! How can you comment on a book you haven't even read? Not to mention not even knowing the author. His comparison between Enron and baseball statistics is so silly I am pained to read it.

    This just furthers my opinion that Joe Morgan is the least intelligent man in baseball. From his great ESPN Sunday Night quotes such as "David Eckstein only got to that ball because it was coming towards him" and "See, when Lance Berkman makes contact on that ball, he is helping his team" as Lance flies out to left with 2 outs and other inane, nonsensical BS.

    Fire Joe Morgan. Out of a cannon. On to the moon. The game of baseball will be better served.

  2. #2
    Hero ball. Kingdom's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    My office.
    Posts
    56,041
    MLB ERA
    6.85
    Blog Entries
    61
    To think he didn't even get to say "Have I ever told you how much I love Barry Bonds?" .
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

    The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.

  3. #3
    What an amazing article, his ignorance of the stat realm astounds me. It's one thing not to buy into the sabermetric movement or not to buy into OBP or Moneyball or Bill James, but to be so oblivious as a baseball color man is simply amazing, considering how much the movement has helped his legacy. I remember Dave and I had a discussion on whether Joe Morgan should be on the Top 64 players ballot. I thoguht so and Dave couldn't see him as such. Likewise, prior to the uprising of OBP and questioning of basbeall staples, people didn't see Morgan as a all-tume great, and now more people do. The problem isn't believing in an anti-moneyball philosophy, rather being ignorant of what it stands for.
    http://strike3forums.com/forums/phot...pelbon2006.jpg


    Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor.

  4. #4
    Retired Hmark6's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Albany, NY
    Posts
    1,060
    AAA ERA
    2.38
    Outstanding article. I sent it to everyone on my mailing list. I highly recommend.
    "I played The Game," he says. "You're reading it from a book. I played. I watched. I see everything. I know what happens out there."
    I despise this hook. I played; You didnt; Ergo you know nothing about baseball. It's a childish and condescending way to discredit people with a different view on baseball that trumps his own.

  5. #5
    Hero ball. Kingdom's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    My office.
    Posts
    56,041
    MLB ERA
    6.85
    Blog Entries
    61
    If only he made more sense when he was analyzing and wasn't shoved so far up Bonds' arse, the whole me being an ex-major leaguer and you just being a writer stance might hold up.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

    The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.

  6. #6
    Past his age-27 peak Saber's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Your mom
    Posts
    4,488
    MLB ERA
    1.08
    The sad part is that Joe Morgan the player was one of the most efficient and complete players ever. How could he talk badly of the stuff he did everyday?
    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer View Post
    Pressure is a bullshit argument. Its up there with how many rings a person has and some other ones I'm too stoned to care about.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •