You have to be ****ing shitting me. Whatever happened to being professionals and not letting the noise and distractions get to your head? God forbid "the greatest baseball fans in the world" raise noise and wave towels in a Cardinals home game."That ball got lost in 50,000 white towels shaking in front of Matt's face," Wainwright said. "It doesn't really seem fair that an opposing team should be able to allow their fans to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air. How about Dodger Blue towels?"