Ode to the Yankees

[realmofotalk]

They are:
10 percent suck
20 percent skilled
15 percent overrated players on the field
5 percent pleasure
<50 percent wins
And a hundred percent reason to dismantle the team.

[realmofotalk]

Mike! - He doesn't need his runs allowed up in lights
He just wants to know whether he heard the boos or the "moose"
He feels so unlike everybody else, 'bout done
In spite of the fact that some people still think that he's washed up
But **** em, he knows the code
It's not about the productivity
It's all about salary and making some dough
Pissin off Joe Torre - makin sure his ERA stays up
That means when he's getting pounded Proct's pickin it up! let's go!

[browntown653]

The first one is eh, the Mussina one is pretty damn clever though.