Hey Livan Hernandez

[McKain]

**** you.

I would inject you with a syringe full of the ebola virus if it meant you would no longer pitch for us.

Good job killing all of your trade value off, you silly douchebag.

****ing piece of garbage pitcher.

1.2 IP, SIX EARNED RUNS, eight hits, two walks **** YOU. That's a WHIP of SIX. A ****ing WHIP of SIX. ERA of 32 for this ****ing game.

Eat my shit Livan. EAT MY SHIT.

[McKain]

Hey Livan.

We could have gotten a good prospect for you at the deadline.

But you know what we will get instead?

YOU PITCHING FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. GOD DAMN YOU.

[General]

I think McKain ♥ Livan

[Kingdom]

Chris Reitsma for Livan Hernandez? Livan could make a good 1B.

[General]

Play 1B for 8 innings and then close.

[Kingdom]

That would still be scary, but VERY funny to watch.

[msneezie31]

Look at it like this, at least you team doesnt have hope to make the playoffs, therefore you can still get SOMETHING in return for him. The Cardinals are forced to be stuck with Mark Mulder, considering they are in the running and his contract is up after the season.