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Furcals Designated Driver
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How Bill Stoneman should deal with Theo Epstein
1. If Theo uses "Manny's contract" at any point in the conversation, hang up the phone.
2. If Theo tries to trade you Alex Cora or David Wells, tell him to go **** himself.
3. If Theo inquires about Ervin Santana, keep saying no until you've got his plea "Please!! I'll suck your ****!" recorded on a taping device and then say no for the final time. Proceed to blackmail him for Jon Lester.
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Turd Ferguson
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...where did this come from?
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59 W, 678 2/3 IP, GOAT
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