MLB's People You'd Least Like To Have In Your Lineup team

[General]

I'm bored, so I'll make this thread.


C: Jorge Posasa-this guy's lackluster defense, combined with his insane salary and earth-shattering K+GIDP:BB ratio makes him the least valuable catcher.

1B: Sean Casey-suck it, Reds fans. This guy's making 8 mil, plays mediocre defense, and hit an AMAZING 9 HRs at GABP. I could hit 6 there. Honorary mention: Adam LaRoche, the human wind farm.

2B: Tony Womack-possibly the stupidest player on the team, and I also hate him because of the 2001 WS. **** him/Kaz Matsui-He's getting paid 7+ mil to sit on the DL and/or play for AAA. Terrible defense also doesn't help his cause.

3B: David Bell-he's getting 5 mil, I believe, to suck on defense and hit .248 with a .310 OBP. Oh, and he's injury prone. Pass.

SS: Christian Guzman-he's injured, but when he gets back, he'll play. Hit .219 with .260 OBP too.

LF: Brian Jordan-retire, you senile bastard. RETIRE.

CF: Brandon Watson-I know he played about 15 games, but the fact he got the nod over Ryan Church makes me hate him.

RF: Brian Jordan, again-see above. I hate him this much.


(F)utility: "Super" Joe McEwing. He could play every position. And suck at each one equally hard.


SP: Pedro Martinez-why don't you go throw some more half-paralyzed 100 year olds to the ground, you pussy?

SP: Russ Ortiz-probably the worst player in MLB history to ever win 20 games.

SP: Eric Milton-out of all the Reds pitchers, including Old Man Mercker, I think he is by far my least favorite. He's doing better this year, yeah. But he still sucks and is overpaid.

SP: Jose Lima-it hasn't been Limatime for almost a decade.

SP:Jaret Wright-overpaid DL fodder who, like Russ, cashed in on Mazzone and proceeded to suck ass.

MR: Chris Reitsma-it seems like every time this guy is in a pressure situation, he blows it.

MR: Alan Embree-has this thing about walking 3 straight batters. He would be great next to...

MR: Jorge Sosa-only man in Braves' history that I know of who walked the bases loaded TWICE in one season. Bobby mercifully decided to start him this season, because he would only walk 2 guys instead of 3 when he starts.

SU: John Rocker-he's been out of the majors for 3-4 years, but I don't care. Talk about flash-in-the-pan closers like Lightenberg and Wohlers...this guy defines "one hit wonder". Too bad he was also a redneck bigot.

CP: Dan "Klobb" Kolb-I wouldn't want this guy closing for my little league team, let alone the Braves.

[Kingdom]

You wouldn't get a hit at the great american tee ball park. You'd go on the 60 day DL before you could warm up in training camp.

[A'sDiehard]

C- Jason Kendall
1B- Jason Kendall
2B- Jason Kendall
3B- Jason Kendall
SS- Jason Kendall
LF- Jason Kendall
CF- Jason Kendall
RF- Jason Kendall
SP- Jason Kendall
RP-Jason Kendall
DH- Jason Kendall

I wouldn't even want Jason The Rally Killer Kendall playing on my wife's co-ed softball team.

Dude sucks ass.

[McKain]

It's not Pedro's fault Don Zimmer is a *** with the irrational urge to assault Dominican men.

[DirtyKash]

Alfonso Soriano
Eric Hinske
Bobby Crosby
Carl Everett
Adam LaRoche
Rich Aurilia
Kevin Millar
Jason Kendall
Mike Lowell
Corey Patterson
Eddie Guardado
Kerry Wood
David Wells

[Providence A's]

Bobby Crosby? you'll eat your words some day...

[DirtyKash]

He always gets hurt... aside from that, he's alright. No injury guys on my teams.

[HuskerFan2002]

No mentioning of Barry Bonds? You guys suck.

[Providence A's]

he missed less than 5 games so far due to someone cleating him...the injuries last year were freak, too. Getting drilled in the ribs and cracking his ankle on fat Sal Fasano's shinguard. He'll be fine...these aren't wear-and-tear injuries.

[Porter]

EDDIE MOTHER****ING WALK KING GUARDADO!!!!!

He could walk my grandmother if he was given the chance.

[777rak]

No mentioning of Barry Bonds? You guys suck.

Same here, I would not want Bonds

[redsfan28]

C: Mike Piazza - for the love of all that is good, please go to the AL and DH.

1B: Sean Casey- Mr. 6-4-3. Enough said.

2B: Tony Womack - worst 2B in the history of professional baseball.

3B: Aaron Boone - Will forever be known as the guy who beat the Red Sox and then blew out his knee playing pickup basketball. Now, he's a hack.

SS: Jose Reyes - he has to be the most overrated SS in the history of baseball.

LF: Barry Bonds - He is old and broken down. He also couldn't throw out Sid Bream from deep short (and that was in Bonds' prime).

CF: Jim Edmonds - he always robs the Reds of a HR. I despise him.

RF: Juan Encarnacion - He's ok, but I just don't like him all that much.


SP: Curt Schilling - please shut your mouth and go away

SP: David Wells - see above

SP: Eric Milton - should have never come to Great American Small Park.

SP: Carlos Zambrano - shut your mouth and quit getting worked up over nothing and you might be decent.

SP: Ramon Ortiz - he sucked in Anaheim, he sucked in Cincy, and he sucks in D.C. There is a common denominator there.

MR: Rick White - he's a David Wells clone... fat and inept.

MR: Jeff Nelson - blew since 5 years ago. Hang'em up.

MR: Rob Bell - went from a great prospect to a hack in the matter of one season.

SU: Scott Sullivan - the fact that you aren't with an MLB team might give you an indication that you need to tuck tail and retire.

CP: Danny "Blown Saves" Graves - he's a sinker ball pitcher who's sinker doesn't sink. That's all she wrote.

[ghettochild]

hahaha

[DirtyKash]

I don't like Barry Bonds as a person, but I'll take him on my team any day . . . I'll put him at DH.

[Providence A's]

Ima gonna run you over with my car and then call you injury prone, too