Rangers kill the M's v. 3.0

[MarinersFan87]

G Matthews Jr homered to left.

Sweet. 1-0.

Spiez, Bloomie, and Borders all in the same lineup. Should've put Ich in center and Snelling in right. Jose is back in the lineup and Adrian is hitting cleanup.

[MarinersFan87]

Hey, got out of the first without much else damage. Ich and his hot bat is up.

[MarinersFan87]

We went down in order, then Moyer got out of the 2nd after walking Mench.

Beltre is up.

[MarinersFan87]

Beltre grounds out.

[MarinersFan87]

Another perfect inning for Rogers. We suck. We are pathetic. This is what I think of when I think of our offense.

[Steak]

BWAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!

God you really have me cracking up.

[MarinersFan87]

A 3rd straight perfect inning for the Gambler. Here is a clue for Grover:

Bloomie sucks. Spiez is god awful. Winn is swinging a bat colder than a Minnesota winter. And Morse finally has hit his inevitable slump.

[MarinersFan87]

Its going to be a shame if we finally get a decent pitching performance, only for it to be overshadowed by the offense's inability to get a hit against a 40 year old psychopath.

[MarinersFan87]

Hot damn! The offense is on fire! Raul walks and Beltre singles.

Spiez is up.

Needless to say, the offense is making progress. We now have one hit through 4 innings.

[MarinersFan87]

Spiez fouls out.

Good rally team.

Now go play some defense so we can only lose by one today.

[MarinersFan87]

Alomar doubles off Moyer. One out.

[MarinersFan87]

Nix grounds out. Alomar to 3rd.

Get out of this inning please.

[MarinersFan87]

Matthews strikes out to end the inning. Back to work for the offense.

[MarinersFan87]

Lopez doubles off Rogers.

Boonie strikes out there.

[Porter]

The Train Wreck. you forgot a couple of bad Freeway Wrecks.