One month in, it was amusing.
Two months in, intriguing.
Three months in and ... OH MY LORD! The San Diego Padres are still in FIRST PLACE?! With the second-best record in the NATIONAL LEAGUE?! What the &%$##!?
Shhh! Stop talking in capital letters. That's their clubhouse door just up ahead. And if they're going to contend despite the majors' second-lowest payroll ($38.7 million on opening day), don't you think it's high time you learned a few things about baseball's biggest surprise this summer?
Come, follow me through the clubhouse door. Hurry! Batting practice will be starting soon. ...