First of all...if anyone asks about Bruce Rybicki I will cut your throat.
Second of all...I can take on almost any bad contracts.
3B Ricky "The Brick" Ornelas
4.0 stars, 29 years old, great numbers, great ratings all around...good luck finding that many players like him in this league. I would love help in multiple areas...preferably some close to ready prospects, but if they're good enough it doesn't really matter what level I guess. Not going to be easy to get him but it sure is possible, could be the big bat your team desperately lacks.
3B William Swader
5.0 prospect...8-7-8-6-6, MLB ready or just about anyway, relatively fast, good defender...would swap him for another prospect of equal value or so.
1B James Loney
2.5 stars, reasonable contract, hits righties extremely well...good power bat for a playoff push. A prospect or two or a reliever would suffice. Nothing special needed.
Carlos Melgoza or Jose Uriarte also would go cheap if anyone needs a good, productive second catcher.
PM or AIM works for me.