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    Phillies Kyle Kendrick Is Gay??

    Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick writes... After we won Game 1 of the World Series, I texted some of my buddies, guys I grew up with back in Seattle. "You won't believe this, the Backstreet Boys were here," I told 'em. I was standing on the third-base line at Tropicana Field with my teammates when they sang the national anthem. It was pretty exciting for me. I'm only 24, and as a kid growing up near Seattle, boy bands were popular. I always thought the Backstreet Boys were the best out there, better than 'NSYNC. I was a freshman in high school when they came out with their big CD, and my buddies and I used to listen. The girls always thought they were cute and I liked their music. They were just good.
    Mike Piazza never said shit like this. This is just awful and disgusting that a grown man likes the Backstreet Boys. Man-card revoked!!!!

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    Re: Kyle Kendrick Is Gay??

    No wonder he's a pitcher.....always wants the balls in his hand.
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    Re: Kyle Kendrick Is Gay??

    Reefer = in a closet
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    Re: Kyle Kendrick Is Gay??

    Yeah and with your girlfriend. She said she never felt a **** so big. Sorry baby dick!

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    Re: Kyle Kendrick Is Gay??

    She must not know me.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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