Dear Fozzie Bear, errrr Ken Macha,
Today's game was the last straw. I am really sick and tired of watching you mismanage the bullpen for my Oakland A's. When pitchers not named Barry Zito, Dan Haren, and a healthy Rich Harden give you six shutout innings, you congratulate them upon returning to the dugout and tell them to hit the showers. After the pitcher has left the dugout, feel free to pray to God that you got 6 shutout innings out of a bum or whisper to Curt Young "Phew, we really got lucky there, huh?"
Once in a while you are allowed to send said bum back to the mound, but you damn well better have the bullpen ready to go as soon as the bum gives up a base runner. You single handily have caused my beloved Oakland A's to lose at least 10 games by my count due to your mismanagement of the bullpen. You're lucky to have a job and I suggest you start calling Mr. Billy Beane for in-game suggestions on what to do in certain situations because you obviously do not have a clue.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled Oakland A's fan
PS: You suck!
PPS: No, seriously, you suck!