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    This franchise needs a fucking enema

    and they should stick the damn thing in the clubhouse to start.


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    I bet they listen to Enema of the State. They're old enough too anyways.
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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

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    MSLMariners293-517 (.362)0-0000002055-Present
    TBLPhillies559-413 (.575)20-24 (Series Record 2-6)412002013-End
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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Fucking Tanaka. I've chosen to to not look at his stats until now.

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    TBLCleveland Indians1084-6982521
    HSLChicago Cubs2071-17641941

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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    meanwhile the Mets are still irrelevant (though saddled with less stupid contracts)


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Quote Originally Posted by Mach View Post
    meanwhile the Mets are still irrelevant (though saddled with less stupid contracts)
    They're about as relevant as the Yankees are. Same record with a tougher schedule in a better division with more youth and a better farm system.

    Meanwhile, Joe Girardi:
    LeagueTeamRecordPlayoff RecordDivision TitlesWild CardLDS WinsLCS WinsWS WinsYears as GM
    MSLMariners293-517 (.362)0-0000002055-Present
    TBLPhillies559-413 (.575)20-24 (Series Record 2-6)412002013-End
    MSLTigers124-362 (.255)0-0000002052-2054

    LeagueTeamRecordPlayoff RecordDivision TitlesConference Titles Championship WinsYears as GM
    KBSLNew York Knicks58-24 (.707)9-7 (2-1 series record)00000

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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Quote Originally Posted by LJMets1989 View Post
    They're about as relevant as the Yankees are. Same record with a tougher schedule in a better division with more youth and a better farm system.

    Meanwhile, Joe Girardi:
    And yet no one still cares about them.

    Do not get me started on Girardi. He's next for the enema machine.


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Didja see the stands in the 7th-9th innings tonight? Not so sure anyone cares about your old timer's team either.
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    KBSLNew York Knicks58-24 (.707)9-7 (2-1 series record)00000

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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    bet they still paid for the seats. And bet ESPN will still cover their follies and cause everyone to froth at the mouth.


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Also:

    4 NY Yankees 18 746,098 41,449 83.5

    17 NY Mets 19 521,060 27,424 65.6



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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Hasn't seemed like it the last two nights, that's all. Gotta get ready for the next one Wednesday night.
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    MSLMariners293-517 (.362)0-0000002055-Present
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    MSLTigers124-362 (.255)0-0000002052-2054

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    KBSLNew York Knicks58-24 (.707)9-7 (2-1 series record)00000

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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    that's over at your park, yeah? I think Tanaka's going in that one, we may only lose 2-0!


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Quote Originally Posted by Mach View Post
    that's over at your park, yeah? I think Tanaka's going in that one, we may only lose 2-0!
    Nah, we're garbage at home. I think you guys win tomorrow in a low scoring tilt. Think the blue and orange boys pull out the game Thursday where the Yankees are starting something called a Chase Whitley?
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    MSLMariners293-517 (.362)0-0000002055-Present
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    MSLTigers124-362 (.255)0-0000002052-2054

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    KBSLNew York Knicks58-24 (.707)9-7 (2-1 series record)00000

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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Depends, how do you do against crappy non spec pictures making their debut? Those are guaranteed shutouts against us.


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    Re: This franchise needs a fucking enema

    Same. Typically we'll k 7 times against them in 5-6 IP.


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    MSLMariners293-517 (.362)0-0000002055-Present
    TBLPhillies559-413 (.575)20-24 (Series Record 2-6)412002013-End
    MSLTigers124-362 (.255)0-0000002052-2054

    LeagueTeamRecordPlayoff RecordDivision TitlesConference Titles Championship WinsYears as GM
    KBSLNew York Knicks58-24 (.707)9-7 (2-1 series record)00000

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