What a ****ing disgrace

[Porter]

Another night, another loss. I have just about had it with this team and this organization. Once again this team cannot complete THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS...known as SITUATIONAL ****ING HITTING! A runner on 3rd with 1 out in the 10th. What does Mark Teixeira do? HE ****ING POPS UP! Oh, I get it, he's a slow starter, so that means IT'S NO ****ING PROBLEM THAT OUR #3 HITTER IS HITTING .210. Good for you, you had your first ****ing big hit of your entire ****ing Yankee career today. At least he can play some ****ing defense...unlike our shortstop who can't throw and has no range...or Ramiro Pena who is supposed to be this great defender but can't field a ****ing routine ground ball. For the second straight team this team is shut down offensively aside from ONE good hit. Well that might be OK if our pitching was good. BUT OUR BULLPEN IS THE BIGGEST ****ING DISGRACE IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF ONE ****ING PITCHER...AND HE CAN'T BEAT OUR BIGGEST ****ING RIVAL!!!!! How in the name of Jesus ****ing Christ is Jose Veras still on this roster????? How is Edwar Ramirez still on this roster???? Jonathan Albaladejo???? Thank god Damaso Marte and his horrific self is on the DL...BUT WE HAVE HIM FOR THREE MORE ****ING YEARS! Every ****ing player in this bullpen besides Mariano Rivera and MAYBE Phil Coke and MAYBE Alfredo Aceves should be demoted. But don't worry Phil, you're well on your way after blowing tonight's game. Although I guess when you don't pitch your closer, clearly your best reliever, for an entire week, you have to take him out after ONE ****ING INNING WHERE HE DOMINATES THE TOP OF THE ORDER. I am so sick of Joe Girardi and his bullshit talk to the media, sugarcoating every single injury and making a million ****ing excuses. Enough is enough! There are no redeemable qualities about this team right now. But we get to hear the same old "slow start" excuses and now it's for different guys! Well that's ****ing great that we paid 400 ****ING MILLION DOLLARS FOR SLOW ****ING STARTERS.
At least the Stadium is full....OH WAIT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE THIS ORGANIZATION IS A BUNCH OF CONCEITED, SELF-INTERESTED, MONEY-GRUBBING, ASSHOLE PRICKS WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CUT TICKET PRICES TO 12 HUNDRED 50 ****ING DOLLARS PER SEAT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A ****ING TICKET THAT A NORMAL EVERYDAY ****ING PERSON CAN AFFORD?!?!?! YOUR NEW STADIUM IS A JOKE! A JOKE! AND IT'S FOR ****ED UP CEOS AND CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT BASEBALL!! YOU HAVE A ****ING RESTAURANT FOR ****'S SAKE!! WHO THE **** GOES TO A BASEBALL GAME TO GO TO A ****ING RESTAURANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I have really never been so embarrassed with this organization. Cashman is a horribly overrated GM, the bullpen and clutch hitting are beyond a disgrace, and they are filled with streaky players and slow starters. And the way they've carried themselves in treating fans at the new Stadium is beyond appalling. Fans can't even walk up during batting practice to get an autograph. The stadium is a ****ing version of Coors Field. The fans are literally on top of the outfield wall and have already interfered with at least three home runs...and this is the same organization that had Jeffrey Maier happen. They have gone about things the wrong way for a long time and it really bothers me. I would like to see the new Stadium. Guess I'll be sitting in the very last row...at a still unaffordable price.

At least we're not stuck with the world's biggest prima donna for nine more years.

And I though I ranted with much fury. I am sadly mistaken.

[Kingdom]

Your fury is like a child weeping.

[browntown653]

Per the Yankees LoHud blog:

"Girardi just told the media that no decision has been made on A-Rod regarding his activation tomorrow. I have no idea why the Yankees play games like this. Alex shook hands with everybody in Tampa, thanked them for their assistance with rehab and then left. Where else is he going?"

Tell the truth Girardi!!!! It doesn't hurt to do that every once in a while!

[DirtyKash]

Per the Yankees LoHud blog:

"Girardi just told the media that no decision has been made on A-Rod regarding his activation tomorrow. I have no idea why the Yankees play games like this. Alex shook hands with everybody in Tampa, thanked them for their assistance with rehab and then left. Where else is he going?"

Tell the truth Girardi!!!! It doesn't hurt to do that every once in a while!

3B Alex Rodriguez will rejoin the Yankees in Baltimore for Friday's game against the Orioles. "He feels he's ready and we think it's great," Yankees manager Joe Girardi said. "It's great to have your No. 4 hitter come back. In a sense, it's like we made a huge trade. We didn't have him the first five weeks, so we're all very excited." Rodriguez is apparently cleared to play with no restrictions, but Girardi said the team will be cautious with Rodriguez at first. "We'll try to be smart about it and see how he's doing every day," Girardi said.

[browntown653]

He denied it and then 2 hours or so later said he was coming to play...dunno what changed within in 2 hours.

[realmofotalk]

Seats with obstructed views? Brilliant!

[love_that_reefer]

For all the money they put into this stadium, I don't think they thought things through Much like their GM.

[DirtyKash]

Another night, another loss. I have just about had it with this team and this organization. Once again this team cannot complete THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS...known as SITUATIONAL ****ING HITTING! A runner on 3rd with 1 out in the 10th. What does Mark Teixeira do? HE ****ING POPS UP! Oh, I get it, he's a slow starter, so that means IT'S NO ****ING PROBLEM THAT OUR #3 HITTER IS HITTING .210. Good for you, you had your first ****ing big hit of your entire ****ing Yankee career today. At least he can play some ****ing defense...unlike our shortstop who can't throw and has no range...or Ramiro Pena who is supposed to be this great defender but can't field a ****ing routine ground ball. For the second straight team this team is shut down offensively aside from ONE good hit. Well that might be OK if our pitching was good. BUT OUR BULLPEN IS THE BIGGEST ****ING DISGRACE IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF ONE ****ING PITCHER...AND HE CAN'T BEAT OUR BIGGEST ****ING RIVAL!!!!! How in the name of Jesus ****ing Christ is Jose Veras still on this roster????? How is Edwar Ramirez still on this roster???? Jonathan Albaladejo???? Thank god Damaso Marte and his horrific self is on the DL...BUT WE HAVE HIM FOR THREE MORE ****ING YEARS! Every ****ing player in this bullpen besides Mariano Rivera and MAYBE Phil Coke and MAYBE Alfredo Aceves should be demoted. But don't worry Phil, you're well on your way after blowing tonight's game. Although I guess when you don't pitch your closer, clearly your best reliever, for an entire week, you have to take him out after ONE ****ING INNING WHERE HE DOMINATES THE TOP OF THE ORDER. I am so sick of Joe Girardi and his bullshit talk to the media, sugarcoating every single injury and making a million ****ing excuses. Enough is enough! There are no redeemable qualities about this team right now. But we get to hear the same old "slow start" excuses and now it's for different guys! Well that's ****ing great that we paid 400 ****ING MILLION DOLLARS FOR SLOW ****ING STARTERS.
At least the Stadium is full....OH WAIT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE THIS ORGANIZATION IS A BUNCH OF CONCEITED, SELF-INTERESTED, MONEY-GRUBBING, ASSHOLE PRICKS WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CUT TICKET PRICES TO 12 HUNDRED 50 ****ING DOLLARS PER SEAT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A ****ING TICKET THAT A NORMAL EVERYDAY ****ING PERSON CAN AFFORD?!?!?! YOUR NEW STADIUM IS A JOKE! A JOKE! AND IT'S FOR ****ED UP CEOS AND CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT BASEBALL!! YOU HAVE A ****ING RESTAURANT FOR ****'S SAKE!! WHO THE **** GOES TO A BASEBALL GAME TO GO TO A ****ING RESTAURANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I have really never been so embarrassed with this organization. Cashman is a horribly overrated GM, the bullpen and clutch hitting are beyond a disgrace, and they are filled with streaky players and slow starters. And the way they've carried themselves in treating fans at the new Stadium is beyond appalling. Fans can't even walk up during batting practice to get an autograph. The stadium is a ****ing version of Coors Field. The fans are literally on top of the outfield wall and have already interfered with at least three home runs...and this is the same organization that had Jeffrey Maier happen. They have gone about things the wrong way for a long time and it really bothers me. I would like to see the new Stadium. Guess I'll be sitting in the very last row...at a still unaffordable price.

At least we're not stuck with the world's biggest prima donna for nine more years.

Bump worthy rant.

[ljshorty89]

Thanks for bumping, DK. I swear, I've never seen Brownie this mad about something the Yankees do. I mean, I've seen him frustrated, but this was a whole new level. It was SO much fun to read this rant.

Since I forgot to do so earlier, +Rep

[cjkalt]

Haha I wonder what Brown thinks now, haha

[Kingdom]

He's ready to propose to Mark Teixeira.

[Kingdom]

By the way, they're still not winning with that outfield.

[catman]

I have a question for the Yankees. Why not, when you build a new ballpark, put a barrier between the field and the stands to keep fans from interfering with homeruns? The Twins took 2 rows of outfield seats off-line to do this a few years back. Other teams have done it as well. Why not the Yankees?

[browntown653]

All right, maybe they're not as bad as I thought they were.

[browntown653]

I motion for this post to be stricken from the record.