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There is a 1st grade teacher and she explains to her class that she is a Red Sox fan. So she asks her class if there are any other Red Sox fans.Being a 1st grade class nobody really responds but this this little girl named Mary raises her and and says, "I am" "Ok why are you are Red Sox fan?" "I am not" She Replied. "Then what are you?" "A Yankees fan!" "Why are you a Yankees fan?" "Cuz my momy and dady are" "Thats not a good reason!" "What if your momy and dady were morons?" "Then I would be a Red Sox fan!"