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  1. 08-08-2018 02:34 AM #1
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    Astros Batter wanted

    I just need some insurance to fill out my lineup in case Barney Stinson has nothing left in the tank following his all but career ending injury.

    Karma bit me in the ass for not taking Opitz from Pitt and I've been playing Lee Fucking Toric at 1b ever since Barney went down.

    I only have one 5.0 prospect, but if I'm getting offered a scrub who's barely better than Toric, then the return deserves no better than the likes of Moscato, Berger, and Coppedge.
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Is Gadsden worth anything to you?
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    Re: Batter wanted

    would cake batter suffice?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Batter wanted

    Haha... Lee 'Fucking' Toric. Bucky Dent's cousin.
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by dgfred View Post
    Haha... Lee 'Fucking' Toric. Bucky Dent's cousin.
    Don't forget Aaron "Bleepin" Boone.
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder View Post
    Don't forget Bret "Bleepin" Boone.

    *aaron
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    would cake batter suffice?
    dude, brownie has to be the answer here.


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    Re: Batter wanted

    I didn't take him for an anything dark colored in nature type
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
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    Dam it. There's too many Boones running around. I was reading about the 2001 M's this morning with a bunch of former Reds winning 109 games that year.
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    I didn't take him for an anything dark colored in nature type
    Vanilla brownie batter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder View Post
    Don't forget Aaron "Bleepin" Boone.
    Speaking of, he needs to be fired.


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    Re: Batter wanted

    Just so it's not buried

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    Is Gadsden worth anything to you?
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by Mach View Post
    Vanilla brownie batter?
    he could be a blondie guy
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Toronto has plenty of buy low guys on the roster.
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    Re: Batter wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Is Gadsden worth anything to you?
    Not with that contract, sorry.
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