New York (A) - Los Angeles (N) - Cleveland: Sorry Leo

[Mach]

Yankees get:
1B - James Machiavelli - 2.0 Overall - 300,000 (from CLE)
1B - Cameron Poe - 2.5 Overall - 3,500,000 (from LAD)
SS - Buck Russell - 3.5 Overall - 12,250,000 (from LAD)
3B - Kelly Kapowski - 3.0 Overall - 3,021,429 (from LAD)
The privilege of getting to type all this shit up (from LAD and CLE)

Total: 19,071,429

Dodgers get:
SP - Beef Supreme - 3.5 Overall - 3,410,000 (from CLE)
SP - Steven Joiner - 3.0 Overall - 7,000,000 (from CLE)
MR - Paul Maguire - 4.0 Overall - 5,000,000 (from CLE)
C - Cain Marko - 4.0 Overall - 13,920,000 (from NYY)
1B - Peyton Manning - 1.0 Overall - 8,500,000 (from CLE)
SS - Chris Foster - 2.5 Overall - 8,000,000 (from CLE)
SS - Randall Raines - 2.5 Overall - 2,078,571 (from NYY)
3B - Dennis Valkenheiser - 3.0 Overall - 2,650,000 (from NYY)
CF - Sumir N O'Fice - 3.0 Overall - 2,690,000 (from CLE)
RF - Natty Lite - 2.5 Overall - 9,750,000 (from CLE)
RF - Bud Boomer - 3.5 Overall - 300,000 (from CLE)
SP - Herman's Whang - 4.0 Prospect - MLC (from NYY)
2075 2nd round pick (from NYY)

Total: 63,298,571

Indians get:
2074 1st round pick (from LAD)
2075 1st round pick (from LAD)
SP - Elizabeth Smith - 5.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
SP - Oscar Muff - 1.0 Overall - MLC (from LAD)
SP - Michael Perrin - 2.5 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
SP - Roosevelt Gass - 3.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
SP - James Bronk - 3.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
SP - Travis Matte - 3.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
SP - Brian Hoyer - 2.0 Overall - 12,500,000 (from LAD)
MR - Sham Badford - 1.5 Overall - 5,000,000 (from LAD)
MR - Heriberto "Devil Wears" Prada - 4.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
MR - Gerald Wieczorek - 2.5 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
C - Keith Tkachuk - 5.0 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
2B - Penelope Widmore - 4.5 Prospect - MLC (from LAD)
3B - Dashiell Faireborn - 2.0 Overall - 300,000 (from LAD)
3B - William Sanders - 1.0 Overall - 300,000 (from LAD)
LF - Otto Porter Jr. - 1.0 Overall - 300,000 (from LAD)
LF - Frank Palomares - 1.0 Overall - 350,000 (from LAD)
CF - George Oden - 1.0 Overall - MLC (from LAD)
RF - James Barney - 3.0 Overall - 2,242,857 (from LAD)
RF - Joseph Feinkohl - 1.0 Overall - 300,000 (from LAD)
RF - Chuck Norris - 1.0 Overall - 13,110,000 (from LAD)

Total: 44,650,000

[Mr. Deez]

[HollywoodLeo]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! - YouTube

[OrioleMagic]

I didn’t know Cleveland had a GM?

[HollywoodLeo]

He’s one of those only sends me changes and otherwise makes random cameos types.

[Kingdom]

i didn't lie to ya there leo

[cbenoit108]

this can't be real?

[Mach]

Son, I love a good joke like the next person, but I ain't about to type all that shit out for a joke.

[Terroil]

I agree.

[Kingdom]

this can't be real?

you should prolly stop hanging out with these guys in order to save yourself, I'm just sayin

[Kingdom]

Hey Cleveland Idiots and Los Angeles Dumbasses. Sorry, jk. Hey you guys (insert the Goonies), why senselessly add a bunch of scrubs to the deal when it serves no purpose other than to create an even bigger headache for the commish?

Why are you too lazy to just sign scrubs in the scrap heap thread like normal people?

Why does Mach have to explain all your weird actions? Either of you capable of doing that without Mach holding your hands?



Answers on a postcard please, return to us!
thanks in advance, much love

[Kingdom]

(Now will either even answer in a reasonable amount of time, stay tuned kids!)

[Mr. Deez]

What a good looking question. And thank you for being so polite, and not at all condescending. I'm not taking in any scrubs, but I am taking in a large amount of cash, so I'm dumping some prospects, and yes, some of them are scrubs, in an effort to balance out my cash intake, vs output.

Was my answer timely enough for you?

[HollywoodLeo]

What a good looking question. And thank you for being so polite, and not at all condescending. I'm not taking in any scrubs, but I am taking in a large amount of cash, so I'm dumping some prospects, and yes, some of them are scrubs, in an effort to balance out my cash intake, vs output.

Was my answer timely enough for you?

The tone was definitely too harsh, but I was legitimately concerned about the unnecessary scrubs involved. But not with your team. Cleveland is the one with the needless players involved that can just as easily be scrap heap signings if he's just trying to fill out a roster.

But I can make it work either way. That won't affect the trade one way or another, but I did question it in the TC thread.

[schisno]

Hey Cleveland Idiots and Los Angeles Dumbasses. Sorry, jk. Hey you guys (insert the Goonies), why senselessly add a bunch of scrubs to the deal when it serves no purpose other than to create an even bigger headache for the commish?

Why are you too lazy to just sign scrubs in the scrap heap thread like normal people?

Why does Mach have to explain all your weird actions? Either of you capable of doing that without Mach holding your hands?



Answers on a postcard please, return to us!
thanks in advance, much love