2057 Amateur draft

[HollywoodLeo]

Round 1
1. Cleveland Indians - SP George "Maddox" Ouzounian
2. Seattle Mariners - CF Chuck Norris
3. Philadelphia Phillies (From Cubs) - 1B James "AVGN" Rolfe
4. Texas Rangers - SP Johann "Torn Mime" Lipovitz
5. Philadelphia Phillies - SP Doug "Nostalgia" Walker
6. Chicago White Sox - SP Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist
7. Arizona Diamondbacks - RF Jessi Slaughter
8. Milwaukee Brewers - 1B Techno Viking
9. Pittsburgh Pirates - SP Rick Astley
10. Atlanta Braves - SP Kyle "Bad Luck" Brian
11. Toronto Blue Jays - SP Caitlin Upton
12. Detroit Tigers - CF Blake Boston
13. Houston Astros - 2B Peter "Nice Peter" Shuckoff
14. Cincinnati Reds - SP Andrew Meyer
15. San Diego Padres (From Colorado) - SS Leeroy Jenkins
16. Boston Red Sox - 1B Ghyslain "Star Wars Kid" Raza
17. Montreal Expos - SP Eduard Khil
18. Boston Red Sox (From Yankees) - C Gary "Numa Numa" Brolsma
19. San Francisco Giants - SP Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins
20. Boston Red Sox (From Kansas City) - MR Brock Livesay
21. Boston Red Sox (From San Diego) - C Angry German Kid
22. Minnesota Twins - 3B Denny "Blaze" Hazen
23. Seattle Mariners (From Mets) - CF Jonathon "I Like Turtles" Ware
24. Chicago White Sox (From Baltimore) - SS Vince Offer
25. San Diego Padres (From Anaheim) - LF Max "SmoothMcGroove" Gleason
26. Boston Red Sox (From St Louis) - 1B Chris Crocker
27. New York Yankees (From Los Angeles) - 2B Chad Vader
28. Oakland A's - MR Pedro Escalona

Round 2
1. Cleveland Indians - LF Judson Laipply
2. Seattle Mariners - MR Andrew Claborn
3. Seattle Mariners (From Cubs) - MR Nigerian Prince
4. Texas Rangers - SP Raymond Lange
5. Philadelphia Phillies - RF Antonie "Hide Yo Kids" Dodson
6. Chicago White Sox - MR Paul Schuller
7. Seattle Mariners (From Arizona) - SP Ronald Young
8. Milwaukee Brewers - MR Chris Gossard
9. Pittsburgh Pirates - CF-S.Chasteen
10. Atlanta Braves - RF John Frias
11. Toronto Blue Jays - MR John Rubalcaba
12. San Diego Padres (From Detroit) - SP Darren Shinn
13. Milwaukee Brewers (From Houston) - SP John Love
14. Cincinnati Reds - SP Robert Neves
15. Colorado Rockies - 3B Evan Ellison
16. Atlanta Braves (From Boston) - RF L. Lacombe
17. Montreal Expos - MR Walter Brenneman
18. San Diego Padres (From Yankees) - 1B Gary Wynn
19. San Francisco Giants - MR Eric Coyer
20. Kansas City Royals
21. San Diego Padres
22. Minnesota Twins
23. Seattle Mariners (From Mets)
24. Texas Rangers (From Baltimore)
25. Anaheim Angels
26. St Louis Cardinals
27. Los Angeles Dodgers
28. New York Yankees (From Oakland)

[Kingdom]

The anticipation is KILLING ME

[Kingdom]

..to learn of the draft theme

[LJMets1989]

So. Many. Picks.

[Kingdom]

So you're saying you want my second rounder so that you can be like the Philadelphia 76ers and own most of the second round?!

[HollywoodLeo]

The anticipation is KILLING ME

Like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the chest.

[HollywoodLeo]

This is open now

[Kingdom]

Internet memes?

[Kingdom]

Holy internets. Well played Leo

[HollywoodLeo]

Internet memes?

Yeah

[HollywoodLeo]

After added thought I edited Leroy Jenkins' base running ratings to 10-10-1

[Witlon]

Cleveland selects SP George Ouzounian.

[LJMets1989]

Really need pitching, but since I have another first rounder, I can't not take Chuck Norris.

[HollywoodLeo]

Chuck Norris just broke my file after not being taken first overall.

The league is over.

[Witlon]

Cleveland didn't deserve the awesomeness of Mr. Norris.