Can you please check on:
SP Joe Bauers
SP Steve Pratt
SP Dario Espinosa
SP Cameron Williams
MR Dino Nease
MR Robert Salmon
1B Jack Chester
2B Starney Binson
RF Bud Boomer
CF Sumir N O'Fice
Can you please check on:
SP Joe Bauers
SP Steve Pratt
SP Dario Espinosa
SP Cameron Williams
MR Dino Nease
MR Robert Salmon
1B Jack Chester
2B Starney Binson
RF Bud Boomer
CF Sumir N O'Fice
SP Joe Bauers - 4,990,000 x 4
SP Steve Pratt - 2,960,000 x 2
SP Dario Espinosa - wants offer
SP Cameron Williams - 1,260,000 x 2
MR Dino Nease - 1,500,000 x 2
MR Robert Salmone - 1,030,000 x 2
1B Jack Chester - 4,830,000 x 2
2B Swarley Binson - 1,500,000 x 2
RF Bud Boomer - wants offer
CF Sumir N O'Fice - wants offer
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
SP Joe Bauers - 4,990,000 x 4 - Please offer 3,500,000 x 2
SP Steve Pratt - 2,960,000 x 2 - Please sign
SP Dario Espinosa - wants offer - Please offer 1,500,000 x 2
SP Cameron Williams - 1,260,000 x 2 - Please sign
MR Dino Nease - 1,500,000 x 2 - Please sign
1B Jack Chester - 4,830,000 x 2 - Please offer 3,000,000 x 2
2B Swarley Binson - 1,500,000 x 2 - Challenge Accepted
RF Bud Boomer - wants offer - Let's try 5,000,000 x 4 (unlikely to work, but worth a shot)
CF Sumir N O'Fice - wants offer - Let's try 2,000,000 x 2
SP Joe Bauers - He's not sure if that's enough years to satisfy him. Slowly getting impatient
SP Steve Pratt signed for 2,960,000 x 2
SP Dario Espinosa - more years, slowly getting impatient
SP Cameron Williams signed for 970,000 x 2
MR Dino Nease signed for 1,500,000 x 2
1B Jack Chester - more money, slowly getting impatient
2B Swarley Binson - 1,500,000 x 2 -
RF Bud Boomer signed for 5,000,000 x 4
CF Sumir N O'Fice - more years, slowly getting impatient
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
SP Joe Bauers - He's not sure if that's enough years to satisfy him. Bahumbug!! Give him a stupid 3rd year at 3,500,000 and see if that helps his ancient ass feel a bit more sure.
SP Dario Espinosa - 1,500,000 x 3
1B Jack Chester - Please try 3,500,000 x 4. If he still wants more money see if he'll take 4,000,000 then 4,250,000 then 4.5MM. If he gets pissed, give him his stupid 4,830,000
CF Sumir N O'Fice - 2,000,000 x 3
Deez, why are you signing old dying players you don't want?
2072 MSL Gold Glove Winner
To dump them off on the Mets
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
SP Joe Bauers - More money close to breaking off negotiations
SP Dario Espinosa - More money close to breaking off negotiations
1B Jack Chester signed for 3,500,000 x 4.
CF Sumir N O'Fice - More money close to breaking off negotiations
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Can you check on:
SP Joe Bauers
SP Dario Espinosa
SP Joe Enders
MR Christopher Dorado
MR Robert Salamone
2B Russell Wilson
SS Johnny Blaze
SS Teddy Sirijanya
CF Sumir N O'fice
RF Bob Deez
SP Joe Bauers - 4,670,000 x 4
SP Dario Espinosa - 7,310,000 x 5
SP Joe Enders - Wants offer
MR Christopher Dorado - 1,820,000 x 2
MR Robert Salamone - 810,000 x 2
2B Russell Wilson - wants offer
SS Johnny Blaze - 15,000,000 x 4
SS Teddy Sirijanya - 14,000,000 x 3
CF Sumir N O'fice - wants offer
RF Bob Deez - 1,390,000 x 2
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Let's try:
SP Dario Espinosa - 10,000,000 x 2
MR Christopher Dorado - 1,820,000 x 2 - Please sign
CF Sumir N O'fice - 5,000,000 x 2
RF Bob Deez - 1,390,000 x 2 - Please sign
SP Dario Espinosa - "your offers make me sick. I want to test the market now".
MR Christopher Dorado signed for 1,820,000 x 2
CF Sumir N O'fice - "your offers make me sick. I want to test the market now".
RF Bob Deez signed for 1,390,000 x 2
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0