2068 Padres Roster: A tall tale in cautionary optimism

[HollywoodLeo]

So, I've pieced together a band-aid team that, coupled with some ready prospects, just might be able to make a few waves....or they might fizzle and I'll sell off the vets before the deadline. We'll see.

Starting rotation
1. Francisco Asuncion - 6-10-10 9 end
2. Bill S. Preston, Esquire - 10-7-10 9 end
3. Tommy Vercetti - 9-10-8 8 end
4. Dutch van der Linde - 6-8-9 10 end
5. DC Kirkpatrick - 5-10-8 6 end

Mopup
1. Gus Matthews - 9-3-10

Middle Rotation
1. Chuck Marstein - 8-2-10
2. Maurice Luper - 7-8-8
3. Ruben Palacios - 6-6-7
4. Kmaking Takuma - 6-7-9

Setup
1. Gus Matthews - 9-3-10
2. Jay Cutler - 10-5-8

Closer
1. Michael Mack - 9-8-10

Lineup vs RHP
1. RF John Bane 8-10-6-2-7
2. C Cap Anson 10-5-2-3-7
3. 1B Techno Viking 9-6-10-6-7
4. SS Richard Majestky 7-7-10-6-6
5. CF Slade Wilson 8-8-9-8-8
6. 3B Solomon Richards 7-7-9-5-9
7. 2B Alex Trager 7-10-9-6-4
8. LF Agustin Allende 8-7-7-3-7
9.

Lineup vs LHP
1. SS Gemma Teller-Morrow 7-10-5-8-7
2. C Cap Anson 10-6-2-4-8
3. 1B Techno Viking 9-6-10-6-6
4. CF Slade Wilson 9-8-9-7-6
5. SS Richard Majestky 7-7-10-6-6
6. RF Marcus Alvarez 9-4-8-7-4
7. 3B Solomon Richards 7-7-9-5-8
8. LF Agustin Allende 7-7-7-3-5
9.

[Bizkit]

Sell off vets at the deadline. Who do you think you are? Me?

[Kingdom]

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