You can have my offense....
You can have my offense....
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Sure, I'll cram Musial somewhere...gimme Ikeda too.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
You do realize you are....THIRD....in runs scored?
Shush.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Bah. FA signed Carbonell missed a perfect game by a beanball. Bastards.
Monday 6/19/2044: Lenard Carbonell dominates Cleveland, throws NO-HITTER
MILWAUKEE - Age doesn't matter. At least Milwaukee's right-hander Lenard Carbonell shares this opinion. The 37 year old pitched a no-hitter against Cleveland, showing the great stuff that made him famous for years. Bill Hansford spoiled the bid for a perfect game when he was hit by a pitch with no outs in the 6th inning. Carbonell (8-4) fanned 2 and walked none, throwing 97 pitches.
Fuck. Ferrell injury is a killer.
Killebrew had a lot of ABs, can't find who got hurt?
And of course he's kicking ass so far, the jackass.
2072 MSL Gold Glove Winner
Fluke/Coors.
I still want to know how he played so much.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
This game hates me with injuries this season.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Maybe it hates the entire NL West.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
15 all-stars from our division.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Damn...1st place and we have a -5 Pythagorean! My #1 SP has been out for the year and died, too.
Looks like I lost Sutter for the year and he lost talent.
I love it when 1st round picks instantly die.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Mize is never going to hit another homerun at this pace. Jesus.
Sigh.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.