Joel Dutra is on a cocktail of HGH and Cocaine.
Joel Dutra is on a cocktail of HGH and Cocaine.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I demote Walter Johnson to hold off arbitration and he loses movement.
Last edited by HollywoodLeo; 06-01-2011 at 11:38 PM.
This is shaping up to be the Rangers worst season since 2023. Even lost 7 straight games during the sim. Pizarro concerns me somewhat going 1-5 in 16 starts so far.
Integrity can accommodate the inadvertent error and the honest difference of opinion; it cannot accommodate deceit or subordination of principle.
League Team Record Standing Division Titles Wild Card LDS Wins LCS Wins WS Wins MSL Rangers 27-11 1st 27 3 17 7 2 PSL Jedi 31-44 8th 0 0 0 0 0
I have a shitty middle reliever playing on a shitty team with a 10-0 win-loss stat line.
http://www.baseballslant.com/sim/msl/p3629.html
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Batting AVG: .277 (10th)
Homeruns: 127 (3rd)
Walks: 415 (T-1st)
Stolen Bases: 194 (2nd)
Runs Scored: 642 (3rd)
Pitching ERA: 3.07 (1st)
Opponents AVG: .247 (1st)
HRs Allowed: 61 (5th)
Walks Allowed: 189 (1st)
Runs Allowed: 371 (1st)
Arnold is at 20 wins already, still on pace for 30 wins. The Rotation is on pace to win 97 games on their lonesome. I need the other 3 guys in the bullpen to turn it around somewhat.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Integrity can accommodate the inadvertent error and the honest difference of opinion; it cannot accommodate deceit or subordination of principle.
League Team Record Standing Division Titles Wild Card LDS Wins LCS Wins WS Wins MSL Rangers 27-11 1st 27 3 17 7 2 PSL Jedi 31-44 8th 0 0 0 0 0
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Atlanta looks good this season.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Old Pronk sure worked wonders with them.
How 'bout them Cardinals? 16 games better than the 2nd best team in the league. Texas finished the sim on a 4 game win streak and Fried Rice is having a good rookie year batting .313 so far. Unfortunately it looks like Pizarro's career as a starter may be over.
Integrity can accommodate the inadvertent error and the honest difference of opinion; it cannot accommodate deceit or subordination of principle.
League Team Record Standing Division Titles Wild Card LDS Wins LCS Wins WS Wins MSL Rangers 27-11 1st 27 3 17 7 2 PSL Jedi 31-44 8th 0 0 0 0 0
Kind of sucks to see Dickey and Heilmann struggling, but I'm sticking with them. Now I'm trying to figure out who to bring up in September...
League Team Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL Kansas City Royals (NYY/TB) 3611-3517 1 14 8 7 TBL Cleveland Indians 1084-698 2 5 2 1 HSL Chicago Cubs 2071-1764 1 9 4 1
NL West the one dog fight left and the walking definition of a speed bump for anyone else in the playoffs. KolOZado can't pitch and I can't hit too bad we couldn't join forces maybe we'd prove to be able to win a game combined.
Batting AVG: .269 (12th)
Homeruns: 118 (13th)
Walks: 484 (7th)
Stolen Bases: 180 (7th)
Runs Scored: 713 (12th)
Pitching ERA: 3.61 (3rd)
Opponents AVG: .254 (6th)
HRs Allowed: 115 (11th)
Walks Allowed: 373 (6th)
Runs Allowed: 600 (3rd)
HollywoodLeo: You and Kingdom always annoy me
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm rebuilding now" then you win at least 80 games
RIP S3SL Minnesota Twins.
RIP HSL Anaheim Angels
Rebuilding the Dodger Blues
Renewed Start back in the land of 10,000 lakes
Lost eight in a row. ROLL TIDE.
Straight outta Com... errrr, Denver.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Well, the first month of the Herm Taylor as a closer experiment, was a success.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.