They'd end up being like 90% of this team. Cold, lifeless, and smells like Manny Ramirez's hair.
They'd end up being like 90% of this team. Cold, lifeless, and smells like Manny Ramirez's hair.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Baltimore is merely trying to compete with Pittsburgh... LOL Pitt you beat me for Galvez by one LESS year, but $400k more. I would've thought he'd rather have 2.6 for 4, but I guess 3 for 3 was more to his liking... or maybe he liked playing where three rivers merge.
Balt is 3 million under last years revenue with Tunstall and Hungerford yet to sign... We should, IsayIsay, *best Foghorn Leghorn voice* we SHOULD, be a better team than last year and boost revenue up to 80 million.
I'm sure your AAA team will at least be decent.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
*cue talent decline*
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
That's too many wins. Bleh
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I'm afraid of injuries... (looks at disabled list)... shit.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Damn, three Braves out for the season. At least your stud is only out 6 days.
Baltimore is a little bit streaky for the first sim. Zepeda and Tunstall are not playing well... as is three of 5 starting pitchers. Let's see how the second sim pans out before we think about making changes.
It's a war in Atlanta. Casualties everywhere! Send help! Heeeeelp!
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
6 homers and just 8 ribbies for Kendry. Poor bastard.
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Rough sim for the Pirates.
Forgot to set lineups to my liking.
Three men on the ML roster lost significant talent and overalls.
Some of my project starting pitchers lost talent.
The bullpen was hit hard.
Adjustments have been made. Hopefully next sim will be better.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
NL East is wonderfully ugly.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.