2019 MLB Season Thread

[realmofotalk]

Dylan Floro blew another game. If only there was a reliever out there just waiting for any team to sign him...

Motherfuck Dylan "Who Cares If I Give Up Runs As Long As It Doesn't Affect My ERA?" Floro.

[realmofotalk]

Max Muncy's dong makes Madison Bumgarner very upset, plus replays

The Giants are not as universally hated by everyone as the Dodgers are, so of course nobody will say anything, but if Bumgarner was wearing an L.A. logo and Muncy in any other uniform, everyone would be saying Max Muncy has swagger and that Bumgarner should quit whining and toughen up.

[Mach]

who is chastising Muncy? And I thought for sure there would be penis in that post.

[Slyder]

Max Muncy's dong makes Madison Bumgarner very upset, plus replays

The Giants are not as universally hated by everyone as the Dodgers are, so of course nobody will say anything, but if Bumgarner was wearing an L.A. logo and Muncy in any other uniform, everyone would be saying Max Muncy has swagger and that Bumgarner should quit whining and toughen up.

I raise you Clint "old man yells at clouds" Hurdle and the idiots in Pittsburgh's pbp booth insulting Dietrich for watching homers.

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Muncy: “Bumgarner said ‘don’t watch the ball, run’, and I just told him if he doesn’t want me to watch the ball, go get it out of the ocean.”

LMAO...guess MadBum will just have to go back to bullying minority players who can't talk back to him in English.

[realmofotalk]

@aubrey_huff
I double dare you
@maxmuncy9
next time go get MadBum big guy. I promise you, you won’t like the results. There’s a reason no one charges him. Madison may ruin their careers. I’ve never seen a more country strong human in all my life.
@Dodgers

@SFGiants

Admiring your home run is classless, you should charge the mound and fight the pitcher instead. Is this fucker for real?

[BuckFoston]

Muncy barely even pimped the home run.

[realmofotalk]

MadBum's been a fake tough guy for a while with his "Don't Look At Me" act, just like Big Papi was when he would stare down at a rookie pitcher after striking out in his first at-bat and then in his next at-bat go yard and toss his bat far away and do his stutter steps rounding each base. The pitcher says that BP thinks he's bigger than the game doing that shit and BP's response is just "Who's he, he's been in the league for two days."

Chris Archer takes offense to David Ortiz's 'showboating' | FOX Sports

[realmofotalk]

Whoa, I totally didn't see the news that BP was shot as I was typing out my post above. Hope he's okay.

[HollywoodLeo]

MadBum is a crybaby. If you don't want someone watching the baseball leave the yard then don't give up a home run.

[realmofotalk]

To his credit, I think he's been embarrassed by the reaction he's getting, when all he could muster to the reporters afterwards was to sheepishly say, "Let me be me."

[dgfred]

If he doesn't want me to watch it... go get it out of the ocean. ?? That is stupid.

Stil funny tho. Looking forward to their next matchup.

[realmofotalk]

Bruce Bochy on the Dodgers' embrace of “go get it out of the ocean”: “The T-shirts, that’s poking the bear. You poke the bear, you can’t be upset when he bites back.”

So much for the bear biting back tonight.

[realmofotalk]

@MLBStats
The
@Dodgers
are the first team in
@MLB
history to have rookies hit walk-off HR in THREE STRAIGHT games -- or even two in a row.

So...where are all the pundits now with the double-edged narrative that when the Dodgers win it's because of their payroll but when they lose, it's because they spent too much on veterans?

[realmofotalk]

All right, fuck Tony Gonsolin and fuck the kids. Do your fucking job Friedman and get us a primo arm and some help in the pen.