2018 MLB Season Thread

[dgfred]

Roberts over-manages... Cora has a horseshoe up his ass. Pederson ran like he was just shagging balls in the outfield at practice. Sale's mph went down like 2 or 3 every inning. I wonder if that means his arm/shoulder is still messed up a little.

[realmofotalk]

We send out one of the most disappointing aces in the postseason in Game 1 and he gets rocked like clockwork. Boston sends out his equivalent in Game 2 and when he's ripe to get his ass kicked, we let him off the hook. The Sox's pen keeps them in the game. Our pen shits itself. Fucking Sox are just better...period.

[realmofotalk]

This just fucking sucks right now, having lost the WS 2 years in a row. I'll never hear the end of it from fucking Giants fans, Padres fans, Dbags fans, Rockies fans, and other fans of every goddamn team who'd rather keep hating L.A. than hating the entitled assholes who support the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics and will rub it in your face every time they win.

Goddamn it, the fucking Red Sox DON'T need another World Series championship. All I want is the Dodgers to win their first just like the Astros did last year and they won't even give me that much. Fuck my life.

[HollywoodLeo]

Don’t worry. I still hate the Red Sox. Just slightly less.

[realmofotalk]

So, you hate the Dodgers more than the Patriots who mercilessly denied your NFL team its greatest shot at a Super Bowl for two years in a row?

It didn't make you more mad to watch Cedric Maxwell give the choke sign to James Worthy or Kevin McHale clothesline Kurt Rambis?

Ok, whatever floats your boat of misery.

[HollywoodLeo]

So, you hate the Dodgers more than the Patriots who mercilessly denied your NFL team its greatest shot at a Super Bowl for two years in a row?

It didn't make you more mad to watch Cedric Maxwell give the choke sign to James Worthy or Kevin McHale clothesline Kurt Rambis?

Ok, whatever floats your boat of misery.

I'm pretty sure my post said I hate the Red Sox but not quite as much about the Dodgers and nothing about the Patriots or Celtics.

[realmofotalk]

Fuck Kenley Broxton. Fuck this bum Machado. Go spend your next 15 years in the shitty ass Bronx.

[realmofotalk]

I have no idea why Dozier is hitting against Kimbrel with the winning run on 2nd instead of Freese. You know what? It's pointless to even question Roberts' moves. The guy has no idea what he's doing.

[realmofotalk]

I don't want to watch this lazy spic Machado anymore.

[BuckFoston]

What a fucking throw by Bellinger. Fuck you, Boston.

Let's go Dodgers.

[realmofotalk]

Of course the diabetic nervous fuck Alexander is the one who fucks it up.

[realmofotalk]

No. Fucking. Way.

[realmofotalk]

Ok, Barnes popping up on the first pitch to end the rally made my dick limp again.

[BuckFoston]

What a game!!!!!

[realmofotalk]

I fully expected Alex Wood to give up another go-ahead bomb on his first pitch, and then Eovaldi getting the save on his 321st pitch while still hitting 99 mph.