The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

[Providence A's]

Probably nothing comes of it unfortunately. And the winning streak won't mean much without the Title.

Yup.

[HollywoodLeo]

Now I have to hope for a Nationals-Astros World Series and then see another team win their first before the Padres

[realmofotalk]

[realmofotalk]

ROJO CHINGON, motherfuckers!!!!

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Maddon’s catcher is on the ground in pain because that passed ball hit him, and Joe’s out here asking if it was a foul ball. Joe learned how to be one of the biggest fags on the planet from Mike Scioscia, and that hasn't changed.

[BuckFoston]

Dodgers out here making the Cubs look like damn fools.

[realmofotalk]

Well, that was the most angry I've ever been in a series up 3-0. Alex Wood looks like a timid 12-year old pussy. Granderson can take his old worthless ass back to the plantation.

[realmofotalk]

Up next...Clayton Chokeshaw! Shoot me in the fucking face.

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I'm still pissed at Roberts over this game's lineup. It's a fucking clinch game. What the fuck are you doing inserting Grandershit in the lineup at CF for the first time all year, and benching a hot Forsythe for Utley who hasn't gotten a hit since last year's NLDS? Like the Cubs don't have enough help with Seager out for the series?!

Fuck man, I don't have a good feeling about Game 5. Even IF Chokeshaw doesn't give up 5 home runs in Wrigley, the Dodgers' cold bats are infectious.

[realmofotalk]

Now that's more fucking like it. Enrique Hernandez is the greatest Kike to put on a Dodger uni since Koufax.

[BuckFoston]

Congrats, Mofo. Hoping the Yankees can do the same thing tomorrow.

[realmofotalk]

Current price for the worst seats in Dodger Stadium for Game 1 is over $1k. It's only going to be worse if the Yanks advance, haha.

[dgfred]

Go Kike. I like the lineup with Taylor and Cumberbun (heehee). Then with Kike smashing too... wow.

I was shocked after that Bryant HR when they immediately showed Kershaw... He didn't cuss, he said 'COME ON' . The Cubs batters all had that 'I can't hit that shit' look on their face.

[Hammer]

Now that's more fucking like it. Enrique Hernandez is the greatest Kike to put on a Dodger uni since Koufax.

magnificent.