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    Re: 2015 MLB Season random commentary

    Goddamn fucking bullpen. When these motherfuckers aren't failing to throw motherfucking strikes, it's meatballs right down the fucking cock.
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    Yimi you fucking fagget.

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    This fucking Dodgers team making me realize why black athletes are hated throughout the rest of the world by even their own fans.
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    I mean, don't be a fucking disappointment all the time and we won't hate you so much.
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    Relax.. :aaron:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    Relax.. :aaron:
    It's just the same shit every fucking year.

    The other team's bullpen keeps them in the game. Our pen shits itself.

    We can't buy a hit in extra innings. The other team then BABIPs us to death to complete the walk-off.

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    My boys lost on a walk off homer in the tenth, I will live vicariously through mofo rants, whatever he says goes double towards the Rays at the moment.

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    greg bird bitches! the new core 4... betances, bird, severino and... arod!

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    Re: 2015 MLB Season random commentary

    Quote Originally Posted by realmofotalk View Post
    Two years ago, the Dodgers traded for Michael Young's corpse from the Phillies and he was fertilizer. So of course this year it means Zombie Chase Utley is going to rake for the fucking Giants into October. FML.
    Or he'll be Michael Young 2.0 for us.

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    Hey, at least your not having your ace be the pinch hitter in the 9th inning.

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    Re: 2015 MLB Season random commentary

    Have you seen Greinke bat? I honestly would rather have him pinch hit in a big spot than Alberto Callaspo or Alex Guerrero.

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    Greinke's in beast mode.

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    Chris Archer pitched a complete game one hit shut out of the Houston Astros. It was the first CG of the season for the Rays. He reached the 200-strikeout mark for the first time in his career when he struck out Altuve in the fourth. He ended the night with 205,joining Scott Kazmir, David Price and James Shields as the only pitchers in franchise history with 200 Ks in the a season. He also became the fifth pitcher in the Wild Card era to strike out 11 or more batters on fewer than 100 pitches in a nine-inning complete game.



    Another highlight were the backhanded comments in the port game interview about the lack of allowing starters to pitch longer. GO ARCHIE!!!!


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    Looks like the Dodgers got the wrath of the Houston Astros after they were almost no-hit by the Rays.

    Congrats to Mike Fiers on his no-hitter.

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    Re: 2015 MLB Season random commentary

    Cue Mofo rant....
    2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)

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