ESPN - McCarver: Ramirez's lack of commitment with Red Sox 'despicable' - MLB
1. I really doubt he knows what dichotomy or despicable mean, probably saw those words in Joe Buck's notes."It's extraordinary -- the dichotomy between what he was in Boston and what he is in Los Angeles," McCarver said, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. "I mean, talk about wearing out your welcome in a town, and it was a long welcome with the Red Sox. But some of the things he did were simply despicable, despicable -- like not playing, refusing to play. Forgetting what knee to limp on. And now it's washed, it's gone."
2. He needs some wrinkle cream.