The worst three words in baseball: Dr. James Andrews - Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
Here's a Yahoo Sports article that runs down some three word phrases that baseball fans fear the most. I found some of the peoples' comments even funnier ("Prince Fielder's hungry" or "any 3 words of incoherent babble strung together by John Morgan"). Take a look for yourself, and post here if you come up with any other 3 words of doom.