Your favorite freak injuries?

[nick]

Looks like Daric Barton decided to take a dip... and not in average.

Athletics placed first baseman Daric Barton on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to July 14, with a neck strain.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Barton was hurt when he dived into a too-shallow swimming pool over the All-Star break. He ended up with six staples in his head, but the A's were still hoping he'd be ready to go this weekend. Now they'll get by with Wes Bankston and Jack Hannahan at first base for a couple of weeks.


My favorites always gonna be Glenn Allen Hill dreaming of spiders, and falling through a glass table.

[ljshorty89]

The GlenAllen Hill one, or John Smoltz ironing a shit while wearing it.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Clint Barmes falling down the stairs while carrying recently shot venison. Broken collarbone, out for the year.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

not baseball related, but Jason Sehorn of the NYG tripped over his dog and twisted his ankle, and was out for 2 weeks

[henks]

didn't we have a thread like this before?

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search ftw!

[Snoozarella]

Clint Barmes falling down the stairs while carrying recently shot venison. Broken collarbone, out for the year.

I have to agree with this one. He hasn't been the same player ever since that injury.

[Izzy]

I can't remember who had this freak injury. He was sent to DL after a freaky sneeze. It hurt his ribs or something.

And Brandon Inge this year.

[Porter]

The sneeze incident was Sosa I believe.

I cant remember if it was Mark Kotsay or not but someone was on the DL for a freaking sunburn

Kaz Sasaki messed up his shoulder by falling up the stairs carrying luggage.

[HollywoodLeo]

Adam Eaton cut himself opening a DVD with a knife.

[HollywoodLeo]

Joel Zumaya, Guitar Hero FTW

[love_that_reefer]

Clay Buchholtz breaking his nail in Leo's asshole

[HollywoodLeo]

LTR's ego being injured by someone else's injury.

[Porter]

PHI: Ultimate Warrior was injured while making a catch.
Diagnosis: Dislocated Finger.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.

Epic Fail.

[ThomasTomasz]

Tony Saunders breaking his arm.....twice. Not funny, but it's pretty weird that it happened twice.

[ljshorty89]

That was TERRIBLE. I remember the first one, they showed it on sportscenter and you could HEAR the crack. So bad. I was like 10. WOW.